Katie Holmes sported the world’s most unflattering pair of denim shorts on the set of her new straight-to-DVD movie “The Romantics.” Really, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a severe case of White Man’s Ass. It looks like her buttocks were pounded out using the broad side of a snow shovel.

With “True Blood’s” Anna Paquin yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

I could pretend you care about seeing these edgy black and whites of True Blood’s Anna Paquin in next month’s Nylon Magazine, but we all know what you came here to see, and it sure as hell ain’t artsy photographs. Or good writing, for that matter. So here you go –tits. Enjoy!

Anna Paquin naked in True Blood after the jump:

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My knowledge of vampires starts and ends with Castlevania and Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest, but I can tell you one thing about HBO’s new vampire show True Blood: there are boobs. Specifically, Anna Paquin’s boobs. This is one time non-Belmont clansmembers can use their Mystic Whips* without incurring any damage. Woo! High five!

_{*The wiener. I was talking about the wiener. I don’t know why you have to make this so hard sometimes.}

All pics NSFW:

Here’s X-Men’s Anna Paquin naked in the last episode of HBO’s “True Blood,” a show about real-life vampires that apparently like boobs. It’s hot, but not as hot as that time Dr. Charles Xavier took control of Rogue’s mind in the shower and Mystique and Storm came along for the party. “X-Men 4: The Ass Stand” available now at an Adult Video store near you!