If you’ve been holding off on wearing your ToughSkins because you couldn’t find the right shoe to compliment the jeans, look no further than Mariah Carey here. Think zebra-inspired platform heels two sizes too small. The big toe should hang off the front about an inch or so. You also want the shoe to make a two-stair descent impossible without the assistance of an eighty year old. Pleather is a nice touch, too. So is being fat. You payin’ attention there, Anna Wintour? You might want to start writing this stuff down. It’s fashion gold.

UPDATE: Now with linkage, for the kids who are too young to remember the glory that was ToughSkins. Thanks, scarpetta!

More of Mariah Carey teetering around at AGO on Monday after the jump

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