90210 “actress” AnnaLynne McCord “accidentally” posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter yesterday. And then she “accidentally” alerted her followers about it before she finally took it down. The Daily Mail says:

24-year-old [McCord] sent the snap to female fan Megan Lujan after plenty of previous exchanges but also alerted the rest of her Twitter followers to it last week.

She wrote alongside it: ‘This is for you @meganraee You rock! Xxx A.’

But when fans noticed her nipple was visible in the image McCord pulled the original post down and replaced it with a cropped version.

Who among us hasn’t accidentally taken a picture of themselves topless? It’s a lot more common than you think. You’re sitting there, minding your own business, when all of the sudden, whoops! — your cell phone’s out and your bra’s off. And now — uh-oh! — you’re uploading it to your favorite social networking site. If I had a nickel for every time one of my aereolas inadvertently wound up on the interwebs, you can bet I’d be like a seven-thousandaire by now.

AnnaLynne McCord and Sara Foster filming in Beverly Hills:

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Who says cavalry breeches should only be worn in equestrian circles? AnnaLynne McCord shows us that when you pair them with a camel toe, a fur vest and a can-do (you) attitude, they can suddenly be a fashionable statement piece in your wardrobe. That being said, I don’t know what the hell is going on with her face. This is supposed to be a 24-year-old. She reminds me of a slightly younger Cruella de Ville, what with the fur vest and exaggerated mugging for the camera.

That’s not Rachel Zoe in Adam Lambert’s best Sunday morning brunch outfit — it’s 90210′s AnnaLynne McCord as a magician’s assistant. The magic here being “I’m gonna make a whole nipslip post out of 1/16th of aereola!” Ta-da! Wasn’t that amazing?

I don’t know what it is with designer bags and topless chicks lately, but contrary to what the ads might suggest, clutching a handbag with exposed grommets and zippers to your bare chest isn’t such a hot idea. All those little metal pieces heat up fast when you have to use the purse as a shield against taser-wielding cops. Unless you want the words “Marc Ecko” and the imprint of a zipper seared onto your tits for the rest of your life, you’re probably just better off wearing a shirt.

90210′s AnnaLynne McCord for Marc Ecko:

Ever wondered what Steve Urkel would have looked like as a skinny white girl? Yeah, me neither.

AnnaLynne McCord at the People’s Choice Awards nominations:

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Mujaheddin soldiers could be torturing my Gram-Gram with needle-nosed pliers and a acetylene torches and I still couldn’t force myself to watch the new 90210 from start to finish. The fact that AnnaLynne McCord might be in a bikini isn’t carrot enough. I might find a gold tooth in my Gram-Gram’s shit, too, but I’m not about to root around in her diapers. At least not while she’s still wearing them. I have standards, you know!

With Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes on the beach in L.A. (more pics after the jump):

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Hey, AnnaLynne — The Breakfast Club called. They said you were late for the eighties.

Arriving at Wendy Williams earlier this week:

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Thanks to Lindsay Lohan, cocaine gets a really bad rap these days. It almost makes you forget just how awesome a drug it is. Just look at AnnaLynne McCord in her bikini, for starters. Now there’s an example of the Lady Caine doing a body good. And what about how interesting it makes normally boring people? Or being able to down an entire bottle of Southern Comfort without blacking out? And then there’s the totally fantastic sex for hours on end, without any of the guilt or shame that picking up a prostitute normally entails. And then the intestinal fortitude and superhuman strength it provides when you realize you accidentally killed said prostitute and now have to bury her body in the woods, except you don’t have a shovel, so you have to use your hands to dig the grave, and your car ran out of gas two miles back but you still somehow manage to push it the rest of the way while carrying the hooker potato-sack style on your back with three broken ribs and a bleeding stab wound — all in less than thirty minutes. You couldn’t do that stone-cold sober, my friends. Maybe you need to rethink your attitude on cocaine.

Bolivian marching powder, do your stuff:

90210′s AnnaLynne McCord went undercover in a long brunette wig during a night out on the town with her sister last weekend. She might be able to hide the fact that she’s blond, but that hairpiece doesn’t do shit for hiding the fact that she’s geeked out of her fuckin gourd. The D.A.R.E. officers at my elementary school always said you should stay away from cocaine. That’s why I bought a 15-foot straw and one of those really long bridges you use to play pool.

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AnnaLynne McCord wore this little getup on the set of “90210″ yesterday, and it’s so nice that she had the foresight to preserve the modesty of her collarbone with that ginormous scarf.  In related news, it was apparently quite nippy in LA yesterday.  I bet AnnaLynne here could probably cut glass if she rubbed up against it.

Rumor has it that 90210′s AnnaLynne McCord can be all yours — so long as you’ve got the right stuff. “The right stuff” being something in your pants that’s six inches long and two inches wide that absolutely drives her wild. I’m talking about money, of course. What did you think I was talking about?

UPDATE: Moving this to the top of the page because it’s not Marcia Cross‘ bat face.

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“90210″ actress AnnaLynne McCord commemorated Veteran’s Day by launching Maybelliene’s “Kisses for the Troops” campaign today in Times Square. Pacific Coast News says

The young actress puckered up to kiss a postcard, then moved outside to re-enact Alfred Eisenstadt’s famous Times Square photograph, taken on VJ Day in 1945. The campaign offers consumers to kiss a postcard for delivery to troops serving overseas, [for which] they will pledge to donate $1 for each kiss collected.

“Kisses for the Troops” proved to be a little more inclusive than last year’s “Blowjobs for the Troops,” or as it’s more commonly referred to in the Navy, “Lindsay Lohan.” Happy Veteran’s Day from all of us here at Yeeeah!

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News