Where I’m from, you know what they call a girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin. I guess AnnaLynne McCord’s sisters are natural sprinters.
In Malibu yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
As hot as these pictures of 90210′s Annalynne McCord kissing her sister might be, we need to remember that incest is no laughing matter. It’s no crying matter, either. At least, that’s what my uncle was always telling me when he made me “find the lollipop in his pants” when I was a kid.
Following in the fetid footsteps of Matthew McConaughey, 21-year old AnnaLynne McCord has taken to embracing her “natural” smell by eschewing deodorant altogether. A 90210 set insider told the National Enquirer
“[AnnaLynne] actually brags about not using deodorant and insists she doesn’t need it – as if having body odor is below her. But the truth is AnnaLynne reeks! The problem has gotten so bad that [the cast and crew] have nicknamed her ‘AnnaLynne McStinky.’
A few people have made lighthearted jokes about body odor while in her presence, and someone else actually tossed some deodorant into a bag she carries when she wasn’t looking, but poor AnnaLynne hasn’t gotten the hint.”
She sure looks like a hot little piece of fuck me all night long, but I can’t get past the whole smelling like a Pakistani cab driver on a hot July day thing. Like gingivitis and chronic halitosis before it, it’s a bonafide deal breaker.
That crappy new 90210 show blows even harder than the first one did, but thank God for it, because it gave us the likes of AnnaLynne McCord in next month’s GQ. Fun fact: the word “anal lord” is hidden in her name. Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. But I find that nothing solves a good mystery like a little ether, a couple of zip ties and a nice long three-day weekend. They don’t call me the Encyclopedia Brown of the Gossip World for nothin’, you know!
The People’s Choice Awards were last night, and I’m sure like a vast majority of Americans, I was not watching. Fortunately for us, lots of pictures were taken so we can critique them at our leisure. People Magazine was on hand to record the happenings.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie clearly have the people’s vote.
The two were among the big winners at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards Wednesday night at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. Pitt was named favorite leading man at the ceremony, while Jolie was voted favorite female action star.
While neither accepted their honors in the flesh, plenty of stars – including Carrie Underwood, Katherine Heigl and the hosts of Dancing with the Stars (winners of the favorite competition/reality show) – collected their trophies in person during the two-hour ceremony which was hosted by Queen Latifah.
I know you really don’t care about who won what, so let’s move on to the important stuff, shall we? Here’s a sampling of who attended last night:
Dakota Fanning:
Annalynne McCord:
Teri Hatcher:
Carrie Underwood:
Actress AnnaLynne McCord spent her weekend lapping up the sun in South Beach, and boy did she look good doing it. I just have six words for you: Nine. Oh. Two. One. Oh-yeah, baby! See how I did that right there? Yeah, I should probably go lay down now before I hurt myself.1 Don’t want to blow any circuits in the ol’ cerebrum!
1And not out of shame and self-loathing, either, but because I forgot to stretch properly before tossing out that kind of zinger. Somebody’s gonna be feeling that one tomorrow!
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