Feb 6, 2012
Fresh off a seizure spawned by a myriad of technically-legal chemicals and her ex-husband’s affair, Demi Moore has checked into the famous Cirque Lodge in Utah. Radar Online says:
Ashton Kutcher’s estranged wife began her treatment at Cirque Lodge several days ago, a source tells E!
It’s expected she’ll be there at least 30 days.
The drug and alcohol treatment center overlooking the Sundance ski resort is a celeb favorite. Mary-Kate Olsen [and] Lindsay Lohan [were both] treated there.
And what resounding successes those two gals are. Mary-Kate Olsen has clearly conquered her anorexia and Lindsay Lohan is the very picture of sobriety these days. Forty grand might seem like a lot of money, but with an impressive track record like that, I think we can all agree it’s money well-spent. They’ll have Demi cured in no time.
Feb 1, 2012
If Keira Knightley gets any skinnier, you’re going to be able to see her kidneys through her skin. I swear, you could paint her yellow and she’d be virtually indistinguishable from a rubber chicken.
At the premiere of “A Dangerous Method” in London last night:
Jan 25, 2012
Demi Moore reportedly had a seizure Monday night before being hospitalized for “exhaustion,” which is Hollywood talk for “anorexia and a coke problem.” Radar Online says:
“[Demi] collapsed after having an epileptic seizure,” [a source] said.
“Demi is in [the hospital] getting treated for anorexia, as well as other issues that caused her seizure… she has not taken care of her health at all lately.”
The actress is reportedly seeking help for substance abuse as well.
And before you say anything, no, that’s not Demi Moore up there in the header. It’s Kelly Brook in a PVC bodysuit for her role in the new straight-to-DVD movie “Heavy Metal.” Why? I’ll give you two reasons:
1) 32
2) E
And also, she doesn’t look like she was just dredged up from the bottom of a lake she’ll forever haunt. Advantage: Kelly Brook.
May 31, 2011
The only woman in the world who might love herself more than Adrianne Curry is LeAnn Rimes, as evidenced by her insatiable need to post pictures of herself in a bikini on the internet every five goddamn minutes. Like these two pics, for example, taken while on honeymoon with current husband Eddie Cibrian in Mexico last week. The Daily Mail says:
The holiday picture – which shows the Grammy award winner on the beach in a blue and white two piece – quickly prompted concern among some of her thousands of her followers.
A fan wrote that the star looked ‘scary skinny.’
But LeAnn jumped straight on the defense, saying: ‘Those are called abs not bones love.’
She went on to say: ‘Thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need to be.’
If those sharp, jutting, pointy things on her lower torso are supposed to be her abdominal “muscles”, she’s either in the process of digesting a bunch of roofing tiles or a baby pterodactyl is trying to claw its way out of her abdomen. Hips don’t lie, my friends. Just ask Shakira.
Apr 13, 2011
Demi Lovato alluded to having anorexia shortly after her release from rehab, but never actually revealed the reason she was there in the first place. There were rumors of binge drinking, cutting, drug use and assault, but the Sonny with a Chance star tells Seventeen magazine she was there for her “life-long” issues with an eating disorder. Us Magazine quotes her as saying:
“I don’t think there’s going to be a day when I don’t think about food or my body, but I’m living with it, and I wish I could tell young girls to find their safe place and stay with it.
There have been times when I definitely have been tempted to get rid of my dinner. I will deal with it for the rest of my life because it’s a life-long disease.
It’s very crucial that you get your feelings out, but don’t ever inflict harm on your own body because your body is so sacred. If you are going through that dark period, go to your family and closest friends. Don’t put yourself in danger.”
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Everyone has their own potentially fatal way of dealing with their problems. It’s called being a teenager. Starving yourself is just what rich white girls do when they’re too stuck-up to try Jack Daniels and anal in high school. Your loss, sister!
On her way to New Journey Eating Disorder Center in Santa Monica:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Apr 7, 2011
Leann Rimes posted a picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter yesterday (above, right) in an attempt to convince you that she’s not suffering from an eating disorder (above, left). And then to prove just how not eating-disorder-stricken she is, she repeatedly talked about how much she loved cookies(!) and pizza(!) and for good measure added that she didn’t have an eating disorder like seven more times. From her Twitter:
LOVE Thin Mint Cookies! I never know where to buy GS Cookies, so I’m always elated when someone I know has them! Love Thin Mints frozen!”
@lindseyg696 you don’t know me, you have NO idea what I weigh or eat, so why should you have any opinion about my weight?
@lindseyg696 I own that I am healthy and take dang goof care of my body, that’s what I own.
@KarlaHoffman last time we ordered pizza for the boys at our house you were there and I didn’t pass it up. You’ve witnessed it!
@sheilalambert11 I have no eating disorder and I’m healthy
@sweetness509 obviously! I’m not promoting anything BUT health. I workout 3-4 times a week and eat a healthy diet and treat myself.
@amejean @karlahoffman opinion should be based off of facts! There are no facts here other than yes, obviously I’ve lost weight, but I’m not unhealthy, I eat and take care of my body. I went through a divorce and couldn’t get out of bed for days for two years! I’m happy, healthy, joyful and active and work my butt off. That’s life, things change up and down. Real concern comes from people that know me and love me, not a stranger. From a stranger it’s called judgement and not needed. DONE.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Me also thinks nobody really giveth a shit either way. ‘Tis Leann Rimes. The only reason I even posteth these tweets was to misquoteth Hamlet and talketh like an 18th century bard.
Nov 2, 2010
“Sonny with a Chance” star Demi Lovato is the latest Disney whore-in-the-making to find herself in rehab. Loyal readers will remember I called this two years ago, the first time she was photographed with a bunch of cut marks on her wrists, and then again last year, when she was busted cutting a second time, probably because of the twenty extra pounds she was carrying in her face. So am I psychotic? Do I have ESPN? All signs point to yes! Star Magazine says:
“Demi Lovato left her [Camp Rock: The Final Jam tour with the Jonas Brothers] early this weekend in order to seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time,” her rep said in a statement. “Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help. She is doing just that. Demi and her family ask that the media please respect their privacy during this difficult time. She regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future.”
While it remains unclear what the emotional and physical issues are, the [the 18-year old] Disney darling has showed signs of cutting.
Also complicating matters, Demi is currently on tour with her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas. They had previously been best friends before Joe dumped Demi.
As if that isn’t enough drama, one report states Demi recently got into a physical altercation with a female on tour with her.
She also was bullied in school as a child, struggled with eating disorders her entire life, and was deemed “the ugly one” in the new Disney Brat Pack by mean-spirited gossip bloggers. That’s just cruel. If anybody’s ugly in that group, it’s that one Jonas brother. And that one horse-faced chick with the weird chin. Oh… right. Never mind.
At the 2010 American Music Awards press conference two weeks ago:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Apr 21, 2010
If you didn’t think Sarah Jessica Parker could look any more repulsive than she did last week, you’ve grossly underestimated her hideousness. And speaking of hideousness, if you’re wondering why it is you can see every vein and sinew in her arm in the above photo, it’s because she’s topping the scales at a whopping ninety pounds. The Daily Mail says
The 45-year-old’s usually toned arms [have been] replaced by sinewy arms and bulging veins.
Friends are claiming she has become ‘obsessed’ with dieting and gym, leading her to drop even more pounds. “It’s normal for her to be at the gym for two hours every day as well as going for five-mile runs,” [said one source]. “And she’s eating as leanly as humanly possible.”
The 5ft 3in star is said to have dropped from [105 lbs] to [91lbs], meaning she has a BMI of just 16.1. [The minimum healthy range is 18.5].
If I saw something like that coming at me down the street, you’d better believe I’d grab a tire iron and whale on it like I was pounding a fucking tent post into the ground. I wouldn’t quit laying into it until it stopped twitching, and even then, I’d still jab it the eye with a stick a few times to make sure it was really dead. You never know when a zombie might attack. Hit first, ask questions later — that’s always always been my motto. Unless you’re black or an attractive female taking a shower, in which every horror movie ever made says you’re totally fucked no matter what you do. Sorry, but those are the rules.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
