Oct 16, 200711
Anthony Kiedis Is a New Dad
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Continuing the long-standing Hollywood tradition of giving your children really gay names, Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis has named his new son Everly Bear. People magazine reports
“It came to me by way of the Everly Brothers, which is one of my favorite bands,” the Red Hot Chili Peppers singer said. Kiedis’ girlfriend Heather Christie “came up with Bear. That made sense to me because he’s from me and I feel like I’m part of the bear clan.”
Everly Bear? I guess because Teddy Ruxpin was already taken. And Faggy McFagsalot Faggerton is too long to fit on that teeny little line on the birth announcements. Well, anyway, congratulations! Asswipe.
