Mar 31, 2011
Cameron Diaz has always been kinda on the muscular side, but when she showed up at CinemaCon to accept the Female Star Of The Year award yesterday, she looked like fucking John Cena in a dress. What’s the secret behind her bulging, veiny physique? My guess was steroids, but she told Us Magazine it was all diet and exercise. She said:
“Leg weights and weights and lifts, leg lifts — anything you can do on the floor. It’s my horizontal workout.
[As for food], I need to eat every couple hours, so I’m just eating constantly. I try to eat really clean. I eat a lot of protein, whether it’s fish, chicken, or beef, or egg whites, and then brown rice or quinoa, and oatmeal and a whole grain like that, and lots of greens.”
Be sure to stay tuned next week, when Cameron reveals the secret to keeping her tuck in place and how to illegally obtain hormones on the internet!
At Cinema-Con with Drew Barrymore in Vegas yesterday:
Apr 21, 2010
If you didn’t think Sarah Jessica Parker could look any more repulsive than she did last week, you’ve grossly underestimated her hideousness. And speaking of hideousness, if you’re wondering why it is you can see every vein and sinew in her arm in the above photo, it’s because she’s topping the scales at a whopping ninety pounds. The Daily Mail says
The 45-year-old’s usually toned arms [have been] replaced by sinewy arms and bulging veins.
Friends are claiming she has become ‘obsessed’ with dieting and gym, leading her to drop even more pounds. “It’s normal for her to be at the gym for two hours every day as well as going for five-mile runs,” [said one source]. “And she’s eating as leanly as humanly possible.”
The 5ft 3in star is said to have dropped from [105 lbs] to [91lbs], meaning she has a BMI of just 16.1. [The minimum healthy range is 18.5].
If I saw something like that coming at me down the street, you’d better believe I’d grab a tire iron and whale on it like I was pounding a fucking tent post into the ground. I wouldn’t quit laying into it until it stopped twitching, and even then, I’d still jab it the eye with a stick a few times to make sure it was really dead. You never know when a zombie might attack. Hit first, ask questions later — that’s always always been my motto. Unless you’re black or an attractive female taking a shower, in which every horror movie ever made says you’re totally fucked no matter what you do. Sorry, but those are the rules.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
