Ashley Greene in GQ

Between Hurricane Sandy and Octomom, I feel like I owe you an apology for yesterday. So here it is, in Ashely Greene form. Believe me, no one’s more disappointed in me right now than me. I’m going to go up to my room now and think about what I’ve done. And also probably do some …

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Ashley Greene in Marie Claire

Ashley Greene is a beautiful girl, so I don’t know why Marie Claire would make her pose like she’s got an impacted bowel and then photoshop her face into a Venetian mask. She’s got all the warmth and expression of a department-store mannequin. Or an ice sculpture. Or Nicole Kidman. Get a brightly colored leather …

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