Britney Spears Bikini Pics

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I just don’t get Britney Spears. From one angle, she looks terrific, and then from another angle, she looks like she has the arms of the Michelin Man and the gut of a retired linebacker. The only way this makes any sense is if she’s a shapeshifter or randomly experiencing bursts of increasing gravitational pull.

In Australia with the kiddies and boyfriend Jason Tratwick (more pics after the jump):

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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Nicole has Fertility Waters to Thank for Pregnancy

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Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman claims that swimming in a waterhole in Australia was responsible for her unexpected pregnancy. NY Daily News says,

The “Moulin Rouge” star, who gave birth to daughter Sunday Rose last July, claims that she and six other women who swam in Kununurra waters during production of upcoming Baz Luhrmann romance “Australia” later miraculously conceived. “I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child, but it happened on this movie,” Kidman says in today’s The Australian Women’s Weekly.

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy,” she gushes. “There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.”

I don’t take stock in magical waters. I DO however, believe in the magical powers of Hugh Jackman, Kidman’s costar. Wouldn’t your ovaries get excited at the prospect of being near to Wolverine in his native habitat? I submit to the jury Exhibit A:

Hugh Jackman

Aaand for comparison, Exhibit B:

Keith Urban

I think I just felt a shudder go through my fallopian tubes. I dunno, highlighted hair and a waxed chest with a Rico Suave shirt doesn’t do it for me. Case closed!