Avril Lavigne Still a Douche
Tags: Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne believes that she isn’t hounded by the paparazzi like other famous starlets because she avoids the spotlight, not because nobody really cares about Avril fucking Lavigne. MSNBC reports:
Lavigne claims that she isn’t the focus of as much attention as [Britney Spears] because she wants it that way, [saying] “If you don’t want it, you could get away from it. I don’t want my picture taken all the time. If you want to be a tabloid couple, go around every red carpet in L.A., go to The Ivy for lunch. [Husband Derrick Whibley and I] don’t do any of that. To us, it’s cheesy. It’s lame.”
… Said the girl with the pink eyelashes in prom dress and combat boots. Does that qualify as “irony?” Or is it the technical term for that “douchebaggery?” Literary devices can be so confusing sometimes.
A cross between The Hamburglar and Tammy Fay Baker performing at the Virgin Megastore after the jump
