I’m not sure who told Heather Mills that it would be a good idea to get Kate Gosselin’s haircut, but that person deserves to be punched in the face.  Or possibly they deserve a million dollars.  On the one hand, it doesn’t really help anything to give a peg-legged golddigger one of the worst head suits mankind is capable of dreaming up, but on the other hand… HAHAHAHA she just looks so ridiculous!  It looks like she got wasted and cut her own hair with a Slap Chop!  Also, it amuses me endlessly that there is apparently a cranial uniform for money-hungry famewhoring control freaks.

I think I saw this girl in LA this weekend, but I assumed she was some nobody who had hit on some hard times. Unfortunately for Tara Reid, she is a nobody. With wonky boobs, bad liposuction (both mercifully hidden here) and nasty bottle-blonde hair. If I had known it was her, I would’ve hit her with my car and put the poor thing out of her misery.

Wandering LAX: