Feb 22, 20100
That Twilight Douche is Greasier Than Ever
Tags: bad hair, BAFTAs, Eclipse, greasy, new moon, robert pattinson, smelly, Twilight
Robert Pattinson was at the BAFTAs yesterday for some inexplicable reason, and I’m pretty sure his swamp ass left an oil slick on the red carpet. Seriously, I know this idiot has a history of general disdain for basic personal hygiene, but god DAMN. I bet you could deep fry a turkey in the skuzz you’d get if you wrung out his hair.
Robert Pattinson at Sunday’s BAFTAs:
