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I guess this is what happens when Max Headroom and a Bedazzler literally “snatch you baldheaded.” Note to self: avoid iconic eighties TV characters and rhinestone appliqués at all costs.

Solange and her old weave at the Cointreau Teese Launch Party and Bungalow 8:

They say “bald is beautiful.” Too bad nobody told Fergie they were fucking lying.

Video footage of a fan snatching the wig off of the head of Marilyn Manson at the French Rock Festival hit the net yesterday, and boy, is it awesome. Underneath all that makeup and hair, Marilyn Manson is completely fucking bald. When asked for comment after the incident, Marilyn reportedly said, “Filthy hobbitses! They stole it from us! They stole the precious!” and went back to tearing into a rabbit with his teeth and talking to his own reflection in a river.

Fast forward to the 1:16 mark to get to the good stuff.