Bar Rafaeli brings our day here to a close, and I say any day that ends with a hot chick in a bikini is a pretty good damn day. That’s why I always squeeze myself into a bikini, rain or shine, wind or snow. I’m not a hot chick, but one out of two isn’t bad, I always say.
Enjoying the warm Mexican sun:
Perhaps it’s Mel Gibson tanking career that drove him to learn how to hypnotize people (you WILL watch my movie!), or maybe he’s just hoping he can get at any random woman’s sugartits. CelebrityFix reports,
Think twice before looking into his eyes ladies … because troubled Hollywood icon Mel Gibson is now a hypnotist.
The screen legend has been taught the power of suggestion and how to put people into a trance by a top Aussie expert. Rick Collingwood spent 10 days with Mel at the actor’s home in Los Angeles teaching him the skills.Perth-based Rick, 52, who runs Australia’s largest hypnotism academy, said: “Mel’s a natural. He’s got the look and the patter – as well as piercing blue eyes. He’s going to be a great hypnotist.”
Father-of-one Rick, who has been a hypnotist since he was just 12 years old, is a friend of Mel’s brother, Chris. Through Chris, an introduction was set up and he and Mel have now become pals.
Rick said: “Mel’s brother Chris has been into NLP, neuro-linguistic programming, and hypnotism for a long time and he talked to Mel about it over the phone and Mel got interested, too.
“I was heading out to Los Angeles for work so Mel invited me over.
“I was with him for 10 days teaching him the technique. “He is very, very interested in it. He didn’t say he wanted to learn it for a specific reason. He was just curious.”
You don’t hire someone to spend 10 days in your home teaching you how to hypnotize people because you’re “just curious”. I kept on getting in trouble with DUI’s, eating other people’s lunches at work, “indecent exposure”, you know, little stuff like that, so I decided to hire a member of the Jedi Church to come out and teach me the ways of The Force so I could mindtrick people and shit. I even got myself a Jedi Knight Certificate , but when I tried to use my newfound powers on a cop who had me spread-eagled against his cruiser for possession of a narcotic, he just used the Vulcan nerve pinch on me. I’m getting my money back and join the Trekkies.
Pictures of Bar Rafaeli in July 2010 Allure, because you don’t want to see more pictures of Crazy Eyes:
I think famed French novelist Alexander Dumas was right when he said, “Woman inspires us to great things… and prevents us from achieving them.” Unless he was talking about being inspired by a woman to achieve an orgasm by your own hand, in which case he was dead fucking wrong. There’s a whole goddamn industry for that.
Bar Rafaeli’s new shoot for Rampage (old one here):
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorer’s Edition Portfolio contains tons of bikini-clad pictures of models Bar Rafaeli, Brooklyn Decker and Hilary Rhoda (just to name a few), although I’m not entirely sure what makes it the “Explorer’s Edition.” Perhaps there’s a mariner’s guide to the Straits of Magellan and a crudely-drawn map to the Lost City of Gold in the back. You know, in case you feel like rubbing one out on the legend of El Dorado instead of Bar Rafaeli’s face. I’m sure that happens a lot if your last name is Pizarro.
A crew member put up several behind-the-scenes shots of Bar Rafaeli’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition shoot on Twitter today. The Daily Mail says
Bar Refaeli didn’t disappoint as she posed for the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition in several bikinis throughout the course of the day – and she looked fantastic in all of them.
The 24-year-old looked to be having a ball as she joked around with the crew during the shoot at an undisclosed location.
In one shot the model is pictured wearing huge sunglasses and in another she cheekily pulls down her bikini strap while posing with the magazine staff.
So gorgeous, smart, and self-effacing to boot? Some people might say she sounds like the perfect woman. Well, I beg to differ. I say sweaty, stubby and inconsolably bitter is where it’s at. Call me, boys!
Victoria’s Secret Angel Bar Rafaeli has signed on to be the new face of Rampage clothing. I guess signing on as the new “tits and ass” of Rampage clothing just sounded too declassé.
Video NSFW
There’s a good way to tell if what you’re looking at is “art” or “porn.” It’s called a monacle and top hat. If you’re wearing one, it’s art. If you have your fist around your penis, it’s porn. A gentleman should know the difference.
Naked Bar Rafaeli in a new Israeli “art” video:
BONUS: Bar Rafaeli and Marisa Miller & friends in bikinis in the new Aerosmith video after the jump
These pictures of supermodel Bar Rafaeli are in Italian, but lucky for us, “titties” are a universal language. Buon appetito!
I’m not exactly sure where the editors of Maxim went wrong with this year’s Hot 100 List, but I think a safe bet is sometime around the year 1996, or “the last time the words ‘Jennifer Love Hewitt’ and ‘hot’ were used in a sentence without referencing fudge sundaes” as it’s known to the rest of the modern world.
Your “Top 100″ — 1. Olivia Wilde; 2. Megan Fox; 3. Bar Rafaeli; i4. Malin Akerman; 5. Mila Kunis;6. Eliza Dusku; 7. Adriana Lima; 8. Rihanna; 9. Jordana Brewster; 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:
The equally disappointing 31-100 listed after the jump
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