Iconic fashion doll Barbie serves as guest editor in next month’s issue of Kurv magazine, in which Kim Kardashian poses as her real-life incarnation. Now, I get the whole Holiday Barbie, Malibu Barbie, and Totally Hair Barbie variations on the classic, but Golden Showers Barbie? Sorry, but I just don’t see it. Besides, I’m pretty sure Bratz already cornered that market with Dirty Butt Sex Sasha back in 2002. You’re a little late to the game, Babs!