Apr 6, 20095
Thar She Blows, Kelly Osbourne Off the Port Bow
Tags: bathing suit, fat, kelly osbourne, luke worrall
Buddy the Elf had to cross the seven levels of the Candy Cane Woods and go through the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops before he made it to the Lincoln Tunnel. Kelly Osbourne must have taken the Bologna Forest and Italian Sausage Meadow shortcut.
Nearly drowning fiance Luke Worrall in Miami:
