Sienna Miller is Still a Giant Slut

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In case you forgot, Sienna Miller is a slut. Remember this and this? Also this. And don’t let’s forget this, from today’s NY Daily News:

We were a little curious when we caught Sienna Miller exiting the men’s room during Montblanc’s/UNICEF dinner in Hollywood, and downright intrigued when we saw she was being trailed by a short, straggly haired gent … whom she didn’t speak to again that night.

In her defense, I can think of a couple of reasons a woman might take a partner into the men’s bathroom. Maybe the toilet was clogged and she didn’t know how to use a plunger. Maybe there was a big hairy spider on the seat. Or maybe she just needed some sweet, sweet penis action up against the side of a urinal. Like mom always said, when there’s a will, there’s a way! Of course, she was talking about college, but I think it still applies here.

At the Montblanc UNICEF dinner:

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