Kim Kardashian Goes to the Bathroom
Tags: bathroom, Charmin Restrooms, Kim Kardashian, ribbon cutting ceremony, Times Square, toilet paper
You’re Director of Promotions for Charmin® Toilet Paper. You need to promote the return of Charmin® Restrooms to Times Square for its fifth consecutive year. What celebrity should you ask to attend your ribbon-cutting ceremony? Hmm…DING! DING! DING! Kim Kardashian! Who else’s name is synonymous with ass? With a backside as broad as hers, she’d naturally be interested in a bathroom tissue that “leaves fewer pieces behind”, thanks to its DiamondWeave™ texture. It’s like PB&J, peas and carrots, and now, Kim Kardashian and ass-wiper! It’s a coupling of monumental significance. Bravo, Charmin, bravo.
Cha-Cha-Cha-Charmin®!



























