Since there is absolutely nothing of remotely any interest going on today, here are some random pictures of Heather Graham on a beach someplace with some dude. Just because. I mean, would you rather look at Heather Graham’s wet ass in a bikini, or pictures from the premiere of stupid dumb Bandslam? Yeah, that’s pretty much what I thought. You’re welcome, bitches.
David Duchovny does absolutely nothing for me, but I know many of my fellow womenfolk find his weirdly off-putting countenance to be swoon worthy. Because I like to help my bitches out — even when I don’t understand their twisted needs — here are a bunch of pictures of him at the beach, many of which are shirtless. You’re welcome, ladies!
Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Here’s some interesting pictures I can across. Interesting if you like pale freckled royal rugmunchers, this is for you! Pictured is British royal Princess Eugenia of York splashing around with some friends on vacation. I don’t know anything about her and I’ve never even heard of her, but I’d say she’s a lot more interesting than Princess Diana ever was. Princess Di was all about charity work and AIDS awareness, blah blah blah. I never saw her boobs being cupped by another woman. Bor-ing!
These Marisa Miller pictures aren’t any newer than the Heidi Klum ones from the other day, but they’re making the rounds again because of the new Russell James book. However, since Marisa is at least 50% naked in every shot, I’m guessing none of you will care how old the photos are.
If the artsy fartsy black & white stuff is too highbrow for your hillbilly ass, how ’bout some colour?
These Heidi Klum pictures aren’t new, but unless you’d rather look at Bai Ling or some WWE “ladies”, you’ll take these and you’ll like ‘em because they are by far the sexiest things I can find today. They’re from a Russell James photoshoot for some book or other, I think. I don’t really remember, because I wasn’t paying much attention when I read the tags. I assumed you wouldn’t care. Because it’s Heidi Klum. And she’s naked. What else do you need to know?
Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook. In Barbados. In a bikini. Dripping wet. You’re welcome.
Splish splash:
For those of you who are freezing in subarctic temperatures, here are some pictures of Kristin Cavallari enjoying the sun in South Beach, FL on New Years Eve. You can be comforted in the fact that narcissistic celebrity-wannabes who get paid obscene amounts of money for doing nothing useful get to sit on a beach while you’re left rotating your front and backside in front of the heater to keep warm. Cheers!
Before looking at these pictures of Hugh Jackman on the beach in Sydney, girls, you might want to assume the crouching position and make sure you’re directly over something that’s been bolted or welded to the floor. His abs have been known to literally blow the panties right off of you. In fact, when NASA’s running low on hydrogen fuel, they just show the shuttle pictures of Hugh Jackman shirtless and the rocket pretty much launches itself. True fucking story. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, ladies!
By the way, this sexy bastard just turned 40 on Saturday:
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