There’s a new romance in the air for Zac Efron. No, he hasn’t come clean and just gone ahead and started openly dating men, but he’s getting warmer. Radar Online says,
Longtime pals Zac Efron and Rumer Willis are taking their relationship to the next level, an insider tells Star. They celebrated their new status with a romantic Turks & Caicos getaway in late December.
“Zac had been trying to win back [High School Musical costar] Vanessa Hudgens, but she’s moved on” with Austin Butler, as Star revealed.
Zac, 24, finally realized that the right woman had been there for him all along. “At first, they’d socialize in groups, then Rumer started going over to Zac’s L.A. house,” says the insider. “She’d decorate and make the place really home — then she began spending the night, and they’re acting like a couple. Zac told Rumer he’s developing strong feelings for her.”
Of course he’d have her over to help him decorate. The girl’s got a chin like a mallet. Don’t tell me that doesn’t come in handy when you want to drive a few nails in the wall to hang some pictures. He doesn’t risk getting his pretty fingers smashed, he keeps up the illusion of not being gay, and her, well, gay guys are great experts at girl talk, right? It’s a win-win situation.
The Beard That Got Away: Vanessa Hudgens sucking face with current boyfriend Austin Butler in Hawaii:
Fresh from her 7-month long period of being a beard for dating Joe Jonas, Ashley Greene has practically bulldozed into the arms of a non-gay member of the opposite sex. Says Us Magazine,
Ashley Greene didn’t exactly go into mournful hiding on Thursday, when reps confirmed her breakup from Joe Jonas.
Instead, the Twilight star, 24, celebrated St. Patrick’s Day at Phebe’s Tavern in NYC with another famous musician: Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill. (JustJared reports that the duo also hung out with Greene’s father, Joe, at the downtown pub.)
Greene (who wore holiday-appropriate skinny green jeans in the pics) Tweeted about her celebratory day, but didn’t mention her male companion.
“Good food. Good friends. Great day. Now I’m at home watching beauty and the beast haha. Super cool.” She and Followill, 24, were the subject of romance rumors in late 2009.
It probably was super cool to watch a Disney movie without Joe dithering beside her, “Oh my gawd, this is like, my favorite part! It always makes me cry”, while fanning his eyes with his hand.
Professional maggot Spencer Pratt has created his own You Tube channel in an attempt to maintain his current dingleberry status deep within the ass crack of Hollywood. The Daily Mail says:
Hills star Spencer Pratt finally shaved off the hideous beard he has been growing over the past few months [in a video clip he posted on YouTube].
Pratt marked the ‘special day’ by having an assistant use a knife to chop off his ‘flesh-colored beard’.
He couldn’t film a more conventional method because shaving cream and razor blade brands didn’t want to have their products featured with him, as he reveals in the footage. The video shows his assistant wielding the knife in slasher movements with fake blood squirting all over.
It ends with Spencer laying on the ground pretending to pass out with the bloodied knife by his side.
Spencer Pratt has all the charm and dignity of a full-blown urinary tract infection. It’s one of those things that nobody wants, and the sooner they go away, the better.
Click the puppies if you want to see the Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum playing reconciliatory kissy-kissy goo-goo on the beach yesterday, because I sure as hell don’t:
I’m not sure what the hell Antonio Banderas is doing with that hideous pee-paw beard, unless it’s playing checkers in the park with Wilford Brimley and his type 2 die-uh-bee-tus. I can almost smell the Ben-Gay and hard candies from here.
