Here’s something new to make this whole Chris Brown/Rihanna thing descend even deeper into retard territory: Just days after Chris Brown was charged in beating Rihanna, they met together to record a new track. Digital Spy gives the details:

A representative for producer Polow Da Don, who wished to remain anonymous, told CNN that the track was completed earlier this week but declined to give any further details.

In a statement, Da Don refused to comment on the speculation, saying only: “My heart goes out to both Chris and Rihanna for what has happened in the past. They are both great artists to work with and I wish them well.”

However, another insider has told Us Weekly that the untitled duet “is about being stronger and growing stronger in a relationship”.

They added: “The song was originally created for Rihanna…It wasn’t initially slated for Chris to be on the song.”

Any one want to take a crack at what the title of the song is? Well, here are my guesses:

1. Don’t it Make My Brown Eyes Black
2. Reunited and It Hurts Like a Bitch
3. I Swear I Won’t Beat You Again, At Least Not Until You Piss Me Off
4. You Asked For It
5. Beat It
6. Collagen Injections Are Expensive, A Fist is Free
7. Bitch, You Dripped Blood On My Ride
8. It’s Okay, Somehow It Was My Fault
9. I Love You To Death

Back in January, trying her best to hide a cold sore:

TMZ obtained a photo yesterday of a woman with a fat lip and strangely devil-horn shaped bruises on either side of her forehead. They say it’s Rihanna but it’s really hard to tell, especially since her eyes are closed. But someone’s in trouuuuble….MSNBC reports,

Hours after the photo was posted, the Los Angeles Police Department launched an internal investigation and asked for the public’s help in finding the person who leaked it. A police news release said the image “has the appearance” of one taken during a domestic violence investigation, and classified its release as a case of serious misconduct.

I hope whoever leaked that photo in the police department got a lot of money that will tide them over for a long, long time. After they get found out they’ll probably face criminal charges and will have an awfully hard time finding a job!

I also hope that Chris Brown’s penis will shrivel up and fall off like a baby’s umbilical cord!