22-year old Aaron Carter’s been hitting the gym like crazy the last few months, so he posted a few pics on his Twitter to show the world just how ripped he is now. I would almost be impressed if the pic were actually him. I think I know a topless picture of Madonna when I see one, buddy.

PHOTO CREDIT: Star Magazine

I know there’s been one question that’s been eating at you for weeks now — did Julia Roberts get breast implants? Let’s ask someone who’s never treated her for their expert medical opinion! Star Magazine says:

“It does look like she had a breast augmentation; they look significantly larger now,” observes Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Stuart A. Linder, who does not treat the actress.

“She was probably a 34A or small B, and now she looks more like a nice, full C cup,” Dr.Linder tells Star. “Her breasts have more projection, and she certainly fills in her bathing suit much, much better.”

Aw, he can’t tell shit from that picture. She might have just gained some weight is all. Her suit might be padded. She might have stayed underground for the last six months, hidden from the sun’s evil rays, and her skin is just reflecting more light back to your eye in some kind of ultra-pale person trompe l’oeil. We’ll have to ask her fellow mole-people next time one of them surfaces. Rumor has it they already made her their queen.

At the “Eat, Pray, Love” premiere:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Lindsay Lohan wants you to know that her lips are 100% natural. Naturally full of Juvederm, I assume. She posted the picture above on her Twitter and wrote

“See! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”

There’s no denying there’s a big difference between her lips six years ago and her lips today (see pics below), but who knows? Maybe she’s telling the truth about not going under the needle. God only knows how many cocks those things were wrapped around over the past six years. Maybe all that shaft-swallowing works as a natural lip plumper.

^{PHOTO SOURCE: Awful Plastic Surgery}

There’s something different about Madonna’s face in this pic on the left from last year’s W Magazine photo shoot. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but if I could, I bet it’d come back smelling like mustache wax and estrogen cream. Bitch looks like an old catcher’s mitt that somebody left out in the rain for six weeks.

See boyfriend Jesus’ wiener here.