Megan Fox isn’t afraid to go under the knife (plastic surgery before and after here), and she’s not afraid to use one to hack at her arm, either. She told Rolling Stone

“Yeah, [I used to cut myself]. But I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.

I’m really insecure. I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing. I am very vulnerable.”

Jesus jumped up Christ. What the hell is up with all these girls cutting themselves here lately? In my day, we didn’t saw at our wrists with steak knifes to ease the pain of insecurity and self-loathing — we gave blowjobs on the back of the bus and did anal under the bleachers like any respectable high school sophomore would do. Frankly, I’m a little disgusted with all this emo “hurting on the outside like I hurt on the inside” shit. A penis can do the same job, but without any of the ugly physical scars. Emotional scars are practically impossible to see!

Showing off her legs after a “Jennifer’s Body” press conference last month:

You might remember 49-year old actor Rupert Everett from such challenging roles as “Stuffy British Fop” and “Token Gay Guy” in the cinematic masterpieces “Dunston Checks In” and “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” but I doubt you’d recognize him now that he’s butchered his face. According Star Magazine

“… Rupert had a face-lift,” [the founder of the Premier Plastic Surgery Center of New Jersey] said. “His cheeks are fuller and lifted, and his jawline and neck are pulled back and smoother.”

As for his forehead, it’s… Botox. “He’s definitely using it. He is very animated, and there are no lines visible on his forehead.”

The last element in Rupert’s new look — a chin implant! “The shape and projection of the chin is drastically different. It’s much more pointed.”

He must have told his surgeon, “I’m thinking ‘Madame Tussaud’s,’ but with more of a dead-eyed creepy factor.” This has to be most terrifying case of gayface I’ve ever seen.

Before the face-lift: