Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret

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You know what I can’t say no to? No, besides a tub of Ben & Jerry’s and a bottle of Wild Turkey. Boobs. I’m not even that particular if the girl is attractive, but today I lucked out with Behati Prinsloo being the bearer of the breasts. I’d say more about her, but now that I mentioned ice cream, I’m starting to get hungry.

S. S. Victoria’s Secret Model Launch Event

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Miranda Kerr

You can always count on the sluts at Victoria’s Secret to supply us with a continuous flow of pictures for you guys to drool over. Miranda Kerr is smokin’ hot here, arching her back like the naughty little minx she is. Behati Prinsloo (never heard of her) is pretty but not as much as Miranda, especially in her weird circa 1995 sundress and fug clunky shoes, but I think she’s trying to make up for it to you fellas. See, she’s holding a bottle of lotion out to you to help you in your, uh, manual endeavors. She’s a giver! That’s gotta count for something!

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