GQ has released some behind-the-scenes footage from their photo shoot with Sports Illustrated cover girl Brooklyn Decker in her panties. I don’t know if the shoot was for an upcoming issue or if it’s been around for a while, and to be honest, I don’t care. It doesn’t matter to me because I no longer believe in the concept of linear time. All is one, and existence in the temporal sense is delusory. That’s what I’m planning on telling the judge at my probation hearing, anyway.

You’ve already seen Megan Fox almost naked in her ads for Armani, but what you didn’t see was footage from the shoot itself. I propped my laptop on the pillow next to me and pretended to feed her grapes and clink imaginary champagne glasses while I watched it, but feel free to do it however you want. It’s not like there’s any hard and fast rules for watching something. Not unless you’re at an elementary school play, in which case they’re very stringent about wearing pants. Philistines.

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Keeley Hazell is gorgeous and built like a Barbie doll and also seems like a really sweet person, so more of her is always good news.  She’s got a new interactive video for Lynx (Axe to you Amurricans) premiering later this month, and we’ve got behind-the-scenes footage from the filming.  Here’s some info about the video:

“We’re happy to confirm that the interactive video will be called “Keeping Keeley” and will be going live on January 18th. Starring Keeley Hazell (of course) in the lead role, and Blake Harrison from The Inbetweeners as the hopeful guy trying to get his hands on her. Viewers will be able to choose multiple options through the film, with the chance of ending up at a lingerie show, a pool party, or back at Keeley’s for a coffee. There’s a pile of alternative endings, so people should want to come back for more! Readers can get more info on the Facebook page.”

What this means, essentially, is that there will be a Choose Your Own Adventure video starring Keeley Hazell.  Choose Your Own Adventure books were the tits, and Keeley Hazell has an astounding rack, so basically what I’m saying is that this might be the best day of your life*.

*If you live in the UK, that is, because only UK residents can watch the video.  Amurricans who click on the link will be drop-kicked into their Facebook homepage.  Sorry ’bout that, Yanks.

Oh hey, heads up for any of our London readers: we’ve got a special Keeley Hazell/Lynx goodie bag for the first person to request it in the comments, because we’re THAT awesome and we love you pervs.  Be sure to fill in a valid email when you leave your comment, because we’re also awesomely lazy and we’ll ignore your request if you can’t be arsed to tell us how to get hold of you.