Kelly Killoren Bensimon in the December Issue of Playboy

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Kelly Killoren

One of the leathery old boozebags from the “The Real Housewives of New York City” is about to bear it all in Playboy. I’ll try to contain my squeals of delight. According to Page Six

The magazine is set to publish semi-nude photos of Kelly Bensimon, 40, in its December issue. “It becomes a big deal on the show,” which is currently filming, an insider said. “Kelly is telling everyone that she might be on the cover.”

Word is Kelly’s ex, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, took the photos a few years ago. One source said, “They’re sexy, but they won’t set the world on fire.”

No, but you know what WILL set the world on fire? When the outer layers of the sun expand as the hydrogen in the core is consumed during the sun’s stellar evolution into red giant. But that’s not going to happen for another 5 billion years. Maybe by then you’ll actually care that this stupid twat is naked.

Filming her show and running in New York:

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