Paris Hilton made a huge assy spectacle of herself in L.A. yesterday by driving around in a bright pink Bentley Continental GT. Volkswagen, have you no shame? The Daily Mail says

The 27-year-old socialite has bought the $200,000 vehicle as a Christmas present for herself. The vehicle was sprayed a specific shade of cherry blossom pink, which was complimented by pink sheetmetal, grille, hubcaps and most of the interior.

Explaining her reason for customizing her car pink, Hilton said: ‘I love pink so I met up with [a Bentley executive] and brought him this pink clock from the Disney store and got him to make this exact color and we just designed it all together.’

Although the car boasts a 37 inch front headroom and full floor console with covered storage box, it’s still nowhere near as roomy as Paris Hilton’s actual vagina. For that, Consumer Reports recommends something like a Humvee or maybe one of those shipping freighters that carry truck trailers. God knows you wouldn’t want your penis inadvertently touching the sides!

With new BFF Brittany Flickinger in L.A. yesterday: