You might remember that Britney Spears was photographed shopping in a Los Angeles Rite-Aid at one in the morning the same day she was supposed to show in court for her child custody hearing (she never actually made it in). Well, Britney fan site Breathe Heavy has footage of what she was shopping for in Rite-Aid that day. Can you guess what’s in Britney’s hand in the above picture? Is it:

1.) Boil-Ease

2.) Shotgun shells

3.) Ben and Jerry’s “Chunky Monkey”

I’m sorry, but I’m afraid that is incorrect! Ms. Spears is actually in possession of one over-the-counter pregnancy test. I guess she wanted to make sure that earlier dressing-room fuck with Adnan at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks took. Page Six says

Spears grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Ghalib. Moments later, she came out completely naked. “I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee [said.] “I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you [bleep]ing come near me!’ . . . Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.” When the lovebirds stumbled out, “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘[bleep] you!’ and left the store.”

Oh, yeah, she’s the next Princess Di, alright. Now that she has the British accent and foreign boyfriend, all she’s missing is the crown. Princess Di shaved her own head and choked to death on a chalupa in front of a Taco Bell, right? I thought so. Yeah, they’re like goddamn twins or something.

Princess Di Britney in cutoffs and cystic acne: