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Gillian Anderson supports my belief that all redheads follow these rules:

1. They’re stunningly beautiful

2. They’re fugly

3. There are no attractive red-haired men and

4. All the ugly ones look the same. They’re like the white equivalent to Asians.

Don’t believe me? I know what I’m talking about. I got a Ph.D (Pretty High and Drunk) while conducting a study of gingerology for this post. My facts are conclusive–it’s amazing the amount of Cheese Puffs I can consume when I get the munchies before they react with the vodka in my system and I end up giving an oral dissertation to the toilet bowl.

Looking stunningly beautiful and aging like a fine wine:

 

 

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