Five minutes ago I had absolutely no idea who Chantelle Houghton was, but she’s got a humongous rack and she was in a bikini in France at some point when somebody took some pictures of her.  The Google tells me that she’s English and she won “Big Brother” one time.  I don’t know which time, because I stopped reading after half a sentence since I literally could not care less if I tried.  I’ve been servicing the ladies with a lot of half naked man pictures lately, so I wanted to be kind and gift you men folk with some cleavage.  Unfortunately, it’s been a very unsexy week, so all you get is this chick.  I guess maybe the Fates have cursed you and your penis.

Pam Anderson, fresh off of calling Jessica Simpson a “bitch and a whore” for wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt, just took a handsome paycheck for appearing on an episode of Big Brother Australia. But guess who happens to be Big Brother Australia’s biggest sponsor? According to TMZ

“Big Brother Australia’s” biggest sponsor is her #1 public enemy — KFC!

Last time I checked, being defined as a whore required the acceptance of some kind of payment for services performed. No one paid Jessica Simpson to wear that shirt. In fact, the only person I see wallowing in blood money is Pamela D. Anderson. It’s like that old adage goes — “If you point your finger at someone, remember there are 3 more pointing at you!” Unless you’re one of those freaks with flippers and webbed toes you see at the circus, in which case you can lambaste just about anybody you want. I’d probably start with Pamela Anderson.

At a press conference before her Big Brother debut: