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Mariah Carey American Flag bikini

Not content to let Ke$ha and L’il Wayne have all the fun desecrating our national flag, Mariah Carey posted a pic of herself in a patriotic bikini to shamelessly promote her NBC special. She captioned it:

“Gotta be Pon de water for the Fourth of July! Can’t wait for the NBC special, it’s going to be festivity!”

I for one am glad Betsey Ross is dead. I wouldn’t want her to see what Mariah Carey had done with her precious flag. Even if it was ten years ago, when that picture was actually taken. You aren’t fooling anybody, Mariah!

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jessica simpson pregnant again announcement

Jessica Simpson confirmed what we already knew yesterday when she tweeted a photo of her eight-month-old daughter Maxwell Drew sitting with a “big sis” caption written in the dirt — that scratching around in soil is the best way to contract Legionnaire’s disease without actually having to set foot in Tommy Lee’s hot tub.

Former Victoria’s Secret model Stephanie Seymour in St. Barth’s in a bikini (like this one from Burberry Brit or this one from We Are Handsome), because I didn’t get you anything for Christmas this year:

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Rihanna

Rihanna and Chris Brown spent Christmas day together at a Knicks game in L.A., their first official public appearance since he beat the hell out of her back in 2009. You know that old saying — you can lead a horse to water, but you have to hold the horse’s head underwater if you want it to drown. Merry everyone! Us Magazine says:

Rihanna and Chris Brown celebrated Christmas together by attending the Los Angeles Lakers vs. New York Knicks game at the Staples Center Tuesday, Dec. 25.

They were “laughing and chatting” an eyewitness [said]. The twosome, who sat courtside together, “looked happy together,” the source adds.

The exes have been spending more time together recently and tweeting Instagram photos together.

I was going to say something about how Rihanna needed to get that monkey off her back, but I decided to go with the horse metaphor instead because I didn’t want anyone to think I was being racist. Seriously, how could I possibly be a racist? I voted for Colonel Nick Fury in the last election!

Rihanna in a tribal print sarong (like this one from Vince Camuto) in Barbados today:

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Lindsay Lohan clogs toilet

Lindsay Lohan (not pictured) didn’t just show up late and blow off rehearsals while she was filming “Scary Movie 5” — she also managed to clog up every shitter on the set while she was there. The NY Post says:

“Lindsay clogged the toilet in her own trailer while she was there,” a source [said]. “And because the toilets in the other trailers ran on the same connected system, the others stopped working, too. No one could go to the bathroom.”

“Everything got so messy, it took a day and a half to clean up. Production fell behind schedule because of it,” the source added. “And let’s just put it this way, she didn’t win over any new fans among her co-stars or the crew. She made a real mess.”

My initial thought was that she made the mess flushing her career down the toilet, except no way she had enough career left to clog anything. It was probably just a wad of used rubbers, then.

Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti in a bikini in Miami, because she’s not clogging any toilets in these pics (get your own Hawaiian print bikini here from Asos):

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Lindsay Lohan bar mitzvah

A North Carolina-based talent agency sent out emails last month offering to book Lindsay Lohan for your bar mitzvah or wedding, but since the word got out that she’s that hard up for cash, Lindsay’s changed her tune. TMZ says:

Lindsay [claims]… the email is totally bogus.

And now, Lindsay’s pissed — insisting her career hasn’t sunk so low that she’d be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding.

[But] the CEO of 123 Talent — which still [represents] Lindsay on its website — tells us the pitch was NOT bogus, but Lindsay’s team has since “decided to go in another direction.”

“Lindsay’s team has since decided to go in another direction,” i.e., Lindsay never read past the word “bar” before she signed the contract. That’s why she has handlers.

AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini and floral-print jeans like these from Mother, because that’s enough Lindsay for a Tuesday:

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