S.S. Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures
Tags: bikini, destiny's child, kelly rowland, photos, pictures


Singer Kelly Rowland flounced around in a little white string bikini in Miami yesterday, where she is currently shooting a video with rapper 50 Cent. You’ll remember Kelly as “the ugly one” from the all-girl R&B group En Vogue. No, wait — maybe it was TLC. Or was it Exposé? Dammit, I can never remember. Hang on while I Wiki it real quick. Let’s see… okay, here we go — it says, “who fucking cares.” Hmm. I’ll make sure to write that one down so I don’t forget it next time.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
S.S. Christina Ricci Bikini Pics
Tags: bikini, christina ricci, curtis buchanan, new boyfriend, photos, pictures, weight loss


These photos of 29-year-old Christina Ricci in a bikini in Miami with her new boyfriend are really amazing. I mean, with all that forehead, you’d think they’d have to print a “to be continued” on every last one of the pics, but they somehow managed to fit all of it inside the frame. That’s some serious quality photography right there. I bet it’d be like watching a goddamn drive-in movie if you could see inside her head when she dreamed.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Jenna Fischer in Shape Magazine
Tags: bikini, cover, Jenna Fischer, magazine, pam beasly, photos, pictures, shape

The Office’s Pam Beasly looks absolutely amazing on the cover of next month’s Shape magazine. And the best part is, she didn’t even use a personal trainer or dietitian to lose all the weight — she’s been completey hands-on, doing it all by herself. Ha ha, that’s what she said! Okay, so maybe it’s funnier when Michael Scott says it.
Showing a little cleave at the “He’s Just Not That Into You” premiere:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
S.S. Alessandra Ambroiso Bikini Pictures From St. Barths
Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, bikini, photo shoot, photos, pictures, swimsuit, Victoria's Secret

In classical mythology, ambrosia was the nectar of the gods that begat immortality to anyone who drank it. It stands to reason that Ambrosio must be the stuff that comes out when one of the gods ejaculates perfection, because Alessandra Ambrosio is positively divine. Sure as hell beats someone eating your mother in fly form and then taking an ax to his head to give birth to you. That’s right, Minerva and her suit of armor can suck it!
Bikini shoot in St. Barths:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
S.S. Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Photo Shoot
Tags: bikini, miranda kerr, photo shoot, pictures, swimsuit, Victoria's Secret

Boy, it sure would be nice to stand in front of a wind machine in some of the most exotic locals in the world while someone oils up my ass and another person arranges my hair extensions, à la Miranda Kerr in this Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. But no, some of us actually have to get up by ten o’clock and wipe the vomit/semen/tears from our pajamas and get crackin’ on another tough day of making fun of people on the computer. Some people have all the luck!
Somewhere fancy that you aren’t:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures
Tags: bikini, Marisa Miller, photo shoot, photos, pictures, swimsuit catalogue, Victoria's Secret

This is the only known remedy for the fuckery that was the previous Adam Lambert post: lots of Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller in a bikini. Take two pictures twice an hour with a full glass of scotch and call me in the morning. Or don’t call me in the morning. Whatever. It’s not like any of the other guys I bring home ever do, anyway.
Marisa with some other models for a VS swimsuit catalog shoot in Saint Barthelemy:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Courtney Cox Bikini Pictures
Tags: bikini, cougar town, courtney cox, photos, pictures

45-year old Courtney Cox shot some bikini scenes for her soon-to-be-canceled show “Cougar Town” on the Will Rogers State Beach in Malibu last week. I have to admit, she looks pretty darn good for her age. She’s like a fine wine or imported cheese. And not just because she appears to have a cork up her ass and you can see all those blue veins on the backs of her thighs, either. That’s just a happy coincidence.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
S.S. Kim Kardashian in South African FHM
Tags: bikini, fhm, Kim Kardashian, magazine, november 2009, photo shoot, photos, pictures, south african

Those “water goddess” pictures of Kim Kardashian I put up earlier this week were actually part of her shoot for next month’s South African FHM. Because really, with all the HIV, gang rape, and rampant murder, why wouldn’t you want to do a bikini shoot in South Africa? For authenticity’s sake, though, they should have included a few shots of a farmer getting stabbed in the neck and maybe a school girl or two being jackrolled in the background. These just smack of American opulence.
Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures
Tags: Ashley Greene, bikini, boobs, breasts, nipples, photos, pictures, Twilight

These pictures of Twilight’s Ashley Greene are like a year old, but all the other cool kids are putting them up, so far be it from me not to follow suit. Besides, lots of things get better as they get older. These pictures might have been aged in an oak barrel in an underground cellar in France for the last 12 months for all I know. I’m pretty sure I could charge you extra for that.
Uma Thurman in W Magazine (and Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics)
Tags: bikini, Kim Kardashian, photos, pictures, shoot, uma thurman, W Magazine

Actress and former face of Lancome cosmetics Uma Thurman attempts “bordello sexy” in a spread for next months’ W magazine. The Daily Mail says
The 39-year-old smoulders on a couch clad in a feathered stole, and black stockings and suspenders in a photoshoot for W magazine.
The 39-year-old looks like a tragic actress on the way down the greasy pole of celebrity.
“Greasy pole of celebrity?” Funny, I always just called him “Mickey Rourke.” To each his own, I guess.
Bonus pics of Kim Kardashian in — what else? — a bikini:
S.S. Keely Hazell Swimsuit Calendar
Tags: 2009, bikini, calendear, Keely Hazell, photos, pictures, swimsuit
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