Oh look you guys, it’s Kelly Brook in a shiny red bikini.  First she climbs onto a yacht and then she stands around for awhile showing off her metallic camel toe.  Then she and some blonde chick in a thong feel each other up a little, and all of a sudden Kelly Brook is getting motorboated in front of God and everybody.  I guess it must be your birthday or something.  Anyway, these pictures are from the set of Piranha 3-D.  I don’t know about you, but I get the distinct impression that it will be a cinematic masterpiece for the ages.  Or at least the ages of 17 and over.

Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3-D:

Oh, look.  Here are Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, and Marisa Miller.  They’re doing some sort of bikini shoot for Victoria’s Secret.  I’m not sure where they are.  Admittedly, it would involve minimal effort on my part to find out, but who are we kidding here?  No one cares where they are.  No one even gives half a shit about Victoria’s Secret, except for the fact that their corporate motto is “Boobs are Awesome!  Yay Boobs!”

I think it’s awesome that there’s an Olympic sport that requires making a fake beach, and the athletes wear bikinis. Who let beach volleyball be an Olympic sport, anyway? Was regular volleyball just not cutting it? Hells no. Where else in the Olympics do you have the opportunity to watch hard-bodied women bend over, dive, tumble, and jump, then pick their wedgies? If you say gymnastics, you’re a sick bastard. They’ve all got the bodies of 11 year olds, you perv.

Gold-medal winners Kerri Walsh and Misty May showing the sand some love