Here’s closet homo Justin Bieber with beard Selena Gomez, doing things that young lovers would normally do. You know, kissing, touching, mounting, and definitely not picturing Selena as a pretty young boy to help him get through his charade. You do what you have to in order to get through your day, you know? That’s why I’ve been drinking since 6 am. Vodka counts as a breakfast item as long as you add a little orange juice, am I right?