Miley Cyrus is a no-talent hellspawn, so it pleases me immensely that Justin Gaston (that 20-year-old underwear model living in her house) told reporters at the CMA Awards on Wednesday night that they’re “just friends.”  From Access Hollywood:

NASHVILLE - Miley Cyrus has been spotted everywhere recently with model and aspiring singer Justin Gaston, but the 20-year-old former “Nashville Star” contestant denies having a relationship with the 15-year-old Disney star.

“Oh, just family friend, you know,” Gaston said at the CMA Awards on Wednesday night.

“I met Billy Ray on the show and just became friends with the whole family. And they’re such a great family,” Gaston continued. “I moved (to LA) two years ago and started a modeling career and that’s kind of just to break into the music business and everything.”

Oooohhhhhh, I see.  So he’s really doing the dirty with Billy Ray?  It’s all starting to make sense to me now.

Miley, Billy Ray and Justin at Wednesday night’s CMAs:

Last week, it was widely rumored that Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus wanted off Disney gold mine “Hannah Montana” so that Miley could focus on her singing career. TMZ reported

Our spies on the set tell us Miley has bragged that she will get fired, making it clear she wants to focus on singing and not the show. For his part, Billy Ray has also made it clear that there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show. The father-daughter team has been showing up to the set ridiculously late, stalling production and infuriating cast and crew.

Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do 12 more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley [will] not only finish the 24 episode season, but [that] Disney was adding six more episodes.

But now that the Disney machine’s gotten a hold of her, Miley’s singing a different tune. Get it? Singing? Ha ha! Try not to cut yourself on my rapist’s wit. Miley told People

“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way. I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see.”

Oh, that’s right, bitch. When Disney says jump, you say “how high?” And also, “how far should I spread my cheeks apart?” and “do you want me to bend over, or should I just kneel?”

At the Coffee Beam Tea Leaf in Toluca Lake on Friday: