I just assumed that Ashton Kutcher’s infidelity was the impetus behind Demi Moore’s filing for divorce, but mysterious sources have since cropped up like warts on the taint of the tabloid media, and they’re alleging that Demi and Ashton had an open marriage the entire time they were together. The Daily Mail says:

It is believed Moore and Kutcher embarked on an ‘open marriage’, with suggestions hinting that the 49-year-old actress is bisexual.

An insider [said]: “Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn’t always get all she needed from Ashton.”

“Everyone in Hollywood knows about their arrangement, but they’ve managed to keep it a secret from the general public… she was cool with Ashton having flirtatious relationships too. Somehow they made it work all these years. Both of them were respectful of each other. It was a lot of fun for them.”

However, it all changed when Ashton’s affairs became public and that has been the reason for their separation.

Look, I’m about as free-minded as a girl can be, but everybody knows open marriages and threesomes just do not fucking work. As a rule, people don’t like to share. You have to be taught the concept of sharing as a child. It goes against the most basic aspects of human nature. If you were hungry and had a big slice of chocolate cake, you wouldn’t give it to the next dude that walked by, would you? And you sure as hell wouldn’t then stand there watching him eat your cake, waiting for your turn to tap in so you could maybe get a bite of your cake that wasn’t already covered with spittle or semen or your own bitter tears? Of course not. That kinda thing only works out in late-night cable movies.

On vacation in the Caribbean awhile back:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Because “being bisexual” is this year’s “adopting a third-world orphan,” True Blood actress Evan Rachel Wood has come out as a part-time lady-lover in the May issue of Esquire magazine. Radar Online says:

In a new interview with the magazine, Wood [says], “I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls… I’m into androgyny in general. I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl…”

So is she switching teams?

When asked by Esquire if she dates women, she proudly stated: “Yes!”

“I’m more kind of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one. I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah, I’m romantic.”

How is this news, exactly? We already knew she was bisexual. For chrissakes, she dated Marilyn Manson for the last three years. The only way that assclown has any balls is if they’re attached to a big black guy in a gimp mask drilling him from behind.

Anna Paquin shocked everyone when she announced in a PSA that she is bisexual. Via RadarOnline.com,

In a surprising move – that even took people close to her off guard – True Blood’s sexy star Anna Paquin is publicly revealing she’s bisexual for the very first time, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

As we were the first to report, Paquin – who’s engaged to her handsome True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer –quietly made the revelation during a top-secret taping earlier this year of a Public Service Announcement (PSA) on behalf of the True Colors Fund, an organization dedicated to fighting for equal rights for everyone –gay, straight, bisexual or transgendered.

The PSA was taped Saturday, January 30th, at the Standard Hotel in Los Angeles, and a source exclusively tells RadarOnline.com that Paquin, on-camera, identified herself as being bisexual, saying: “I’m Anna Paquin. I’m bisexual, and I give a damn.”

The PSA featuring Paquin is the first of several spots to be unveiled on-line in the months ahead. Other celebrities taking part in the campaign include Elton John, Whoopi Goldberg, Cynthia Nixon, Sharon and Kelly Osbourne, Judith Light, Kim Kardashian, Clay Aiken, and Wanda Sykes –all proclaiming they “Give A Damn” about equality as they too publicly declare their sexuality, be it straight, gay or bisexual.

Well I suppose this may be interesting to people who are fans of the show True Blood, which I’ve never seen because I’m too cheap to pay for HBO. And then if I did, I’d probably spend the time staring at the ginormous gap in her teeth. Seriously, she and Madonna should get together. I bet their teeth would fit together like Legos or something.

The video is supposed to be up on Give A Damn‘s website, but they seem to be having trouble, so if you want to see the video, you can click here to see it on RadarOnline’s website.

*UPDATE*

Their website is back up, so here’s the video:

At the 12th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards:

After making a statement about how she doesn’t feel the need to appear intelligent, wunderkind Megan Fox opens her yap to give us her perverted version of what hyper-popular High School Musical is all about. Digital Spy reveals,

Megan Fox has joked that the hidden plot of High School Musical concerns child molestation.

The Transformers actress told Esquire that the narrative of the movie is not as innocent as it may first appear.

Fox said: “Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad.

“It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.”

In the same interview, Fox said that she had “no question in my mind about being bisexual”, but admitted to being a “hypocrite” about her taste in women.

“I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man,” she said.

Um, wait a sec here. Doesn’t she have a fiancé, Brian Austin Green, who she takes her “libido of a teenage boy” out on? Her logic is staggering. I have high hopes for this upcoming marriage.

Because Transformers is primarily aimed at horny teenagers, here’s a scene where she makes a “sexy” quick change froma leather outfit into a dress.

The woman selected by Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick as the surrogate for their twin girls is a self-proclaimed “bisexual rocker.” According to the Daily Mail

Michelle Ross, who has previously acted as a surrogate mother for a New York gay couplel, is reportedly due to give birth in July.

Her MySpace profile reveals, ‘I have had pink hair and tattoos and spiked collars. My favourite shoes are five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front. I love metal and rock down to the bones.’

Michelle has a tattoo on one of her wrists of an overlapped pink and blue triangle, a symbol for bisexuality. On MySpace Ross identifies herself as ‘bi[sexual].’

Well, if Matthew couldn’t carry the twins to term himself, I suppose an ugly gay woman is probably the next best thing. The twins will probably never even know the difference, anyway.

With son James Wilke Broderick in the West Village this week: