It was rumored that “Pan Am” was already given the ax because it sucks and nobody watched it, but ABC says it still plans to continue it for another season. You have Ashley Greene’s hotness to thank for those additional 10 episodes, because it was the only reason that crappy show made it past the pilot. And don’t think she doesn’t know it, either. Radar Online says:

“Ashley came rolling on to the [Pan Am] set acting like a queen bee,” an insider [said].

“She was stuck-up with the crew and acted like appearing on TV amounted to slumming. She referred to herself as a ‘real movie star,’ and said she was sure her guest stint would boost ratings.”

The 24-year-old actress was [also] completely cold to her costars.

“Ashley didn’t want to socialize with Christina Ricci or Kelli Garner, the stars of the show,” the source says. “They had organized a welcome lunch for Ashley, but she blew them off. That was extremely off-putting to everyone.”

You can’t look like she does and not be a bitch. The world is her fucking oyster, man. If I looked like that, the only acknowledgement you’d ever get from me is maybe a fart in your general direction. I wouldn’t even make eye contact.

Outtakes from her photo shoot for Men’s Fitness:

Hoping to clear up her image of being a self-important, uptight bitch, Gwyneth Paltrow reveals that people misunderstand and hate her because she’s a hard worker and you’re a fat, lazy pig, and you’re just jealous. Digital Spy says,

In an interview with PopEater, the County Strong actress claimed that many people are annoyed by her because she is driven and always strives for perfection in her daily life, characteristics which are easy to internalise as a criticism on their own lives.

“I think there’s a part of me that because I think I do a lot, I think my work ethic is the reason why I’m successful. I think that a lot of people don’t want to put in effort and it’s easier to not change, not do something good for you, not work on your relationship, not make yourself a meal, not work out,” she explained.

“[They're just] pissed off at someone else doing that. Everything in my life that’s good is because I worked my ass off to get it and to maintain it. I also think, for example, like, Mario Batali used to make fun of me all the time if I had soy milk in my coffee or if I was doing a cleanse or something. He used to grill me like, ‘Oh what are we eating? Squeezed out asparagus and seaweed?’ And now he’s the one doing a cleanse and having almond milk.”

However, she insisted that she does not hold others to the same rigid standards by which she lives, adding: “I think people mistake me trying to be the best version of myself for me telling them you’re not, or they just think, ‘Well, what does that make me then, you annoying f**king person on the soapbox?’

“But I can’t please everybody. All I can do is focus on the people who seem to appreciate what I do and put into the world. I’ll just do what I’m doing because we live in a world now where everybody is able to express their opinion.”

Oh yeah. She beat the overwhelming odds of making it as a A-lister by sheer talent and unrelenting hard work. Not because her mom’s a well-known actress and her dad’s a movie and TV director and producer. I’m glad we cleared that up.

At her Williams-Sonoma books signing:

Halle Berry may be a crazy bitch, but boy does she look awesome in a bikini. There’s always one solution to a hot woman who can’t keep her yap shut, and that’s a good double-layer of duct tape across the mouth. My dad may have had multiple charges of assault and battery against my bitter harpy of a mom, but he had some pretty good ideas. You can’t say my daddy didn’t teach me anything!

Currently silent and thus smoking hot at Malibu Beach:

Several anonymous Transformers 2 crew members posted an open letter about Megan Fox on director Michael Bay’s official website — and they were, uh, less than complimentary, to say the least. The NY Daily News says

“We’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies,” read the letter, which was taken down from the site after being read by thousands of fans. “And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able.

Megan is the queen of… trailer trash and posing like a porn star… [and] a thankless, classless, graceless, unfriendly [bitch].”

Boy, that’s practically word-for-word the toast I used at my stepmom’s bridal shower. Except I closed with “And you’re not the fucking boss of me, Tina!” and slammed the door so hard a picture fell off the wall. I always like to aim for a strong finish.

At NY Fashion Week, plus bonus stills of her making out with Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer’s Body after the jump:

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