Just look at how British glamour model Keeley Hazell bravely continues to defy archaic Hollywood standards. Her pictures say “see, you don’t have to be twenty pounds underweight or bleach blond to make it in this industry!” Apparently all you need are gigantic tits and a chronic aversion to clothing. The world is practically our fucking oyster, ladies!

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If there’s any way to make a 42-year old woman with a history of depression and a floundering career feel relevant again, it’s taking pictures of her in latex thigh-highs next to a man pulling down his underpants. That’s how mom always explained her wedding photos to me, anyway. Ooh, that reminds me, it’s about time for me to start cutting again. And this Jack and Coke isn’t going to just drink itself, you know!

Brook Shields in the Australian Kurv magazine: