The Teen Choice Awards took place last night, but it’s not airing until tonight, which doesn’t make any sense to me. I suppose it’s a test of willpower for the tweens who watch this shite to not go online and you know, see who won ahead of time. Me, personally, I’m not the least bit interested in who won what when your nominees include Douche Pack members like Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, and Zac Efron. I’d rather just look at pictures and make fun of everyone, wouldn’t you?

(more…)

Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton alledgedly got his ass beat by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am (douche in the faggy sunglasses on the far right here) and his security guards last night at the Much Music Awards in Toronto. Around 3 a.m., Hilton tweeted

• PerezHilton: I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.

• PerezHilton: I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.

• PerezHilton: Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.

Will.I.am then created his own Twitter account in response to the accusations made by Hilton, writing

“i just made a twitter account because it isnt cool for someone to blame you and blast you with lies. I was the one that came to him with respect, and he was the one who called me a faggot outside the club.”

Of course Perez Hilton got assaulted last night. Just take a look at what he was wearing, for Chrissakes. It’s the magical outfit equivalent of a giant kick-me sign. I’m just surprised no one took him down sooner.

Watch Will. I. Am’s response video here.

UPDATE: Watch Perez’ hilarious sobbing video here.

Perez and the Black Eyed Peas on the red carpet, plus some of the Black Eyed Peas rehearsing before the show: