After letting Plum Miami Magazine pay for her hotel stay and that of her entourage and then giving them nothing but a shitload of unusable photographs in return (see below), 45 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan bailed on the interview because she was too busy still partying from the night before. Burning bridges is almost an art for this bitch. The would-be interviewer writes in the magazine (via Us Weekly):

“As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan,’” Powers recalls. “And it was done.”

Noting that Lohan drank wine while discussing her sobriety, Powers says the Mean Girls star was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister…or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.”

Frustrated with the state of her career, Lohan said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan,” Powers adds.

Though Lohan abruptly canceled the interview, that didn’t stop her from making the most out of her time in Miami. “Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave,” Powers writes. “It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours — not pretty.”

The most annoying part, Powers [says], is that “Plum covered all Lindsay’s expenses, including airfare for her and her family/entourage, lodging at the iconic Raleigh hotel in the penthouse suite and all transportation costs.”

So they’re implying that Lindsay Lohan is some kind of drunken, unprofessional, spoiled, narcissistic self-entitled cunt? I dunno, this is the first I’m hearing of this. Surely there’s some kind of mistake.

“Behind the Scenes” video:

Natalie Portman’s portrayal of a prima ballerina in the movie Black Swan was the single most talked about performance in film this year, largely in part to the hours she spent training and her subsequent drastic weight loss for the role. However, the professional ballerina who was her double in the movie is loudly bitching to anyone who will listen that she was the real star of the movie and that Natalie didn’t do shit except wear tights and hold her arms over her head a couple of times. The Daily Mail says:

‘Of the full body shots, I would say five per cent are Natalie’, American Ballet Theatre soloist [and Natalie's body double] Sarah Lane said. ‘All the other shots are me.’

Lane says Portman’s face was then digitally placed onto her body.

‘They wanted to create this idea in people’s minds that Natalie was some kind of prodigy or so gifted in dance because of the Oscar’, Lane said bitterly.

‘It is demeaning to the profession and just to me. I’ve been doing this for 22 years… Can you become a concert pianist in a year and a half, even if you’re a movie star?’

‘She doesn’t look like a professional ballet dancer at all and she can’t dance in pointe shoes. And she can’t move her body, she’s very stiff’, Lane added.

Professional ballerinas are widely regarded as vain, histrionic, self-absored cunts. Way to buck that stereotype, Ms. Lane. Fact: the only people who care about ballet are ballerinas. The rest of us only saw the movie because of the lesbian sex scene with Mila Kunis. Unless that was your stunt tongue, nobody wants to hear about it.

This is supposed to be Natalie Portman as a prima ballerina in her new movie “Black Swan,” but I think I know Ace Frehley in a tutu when I see him. You don’t fool me one bit, Fox Searchlight Pictures!

Accusations of homewrecking are being slung today — and surprisingly, Sienna Miller’s name hasn’t come up once. This time, it’s Natalie Portman who’s being labeled as a hussy for swooping in and snatching up Benjamin Millepied, the New York City Ballet dancer who choreographed her new movie “The Black Swan.” The NY Post says

“[Natalie and Benjamin have] been dating since the fall, although she hasn’t gone public with it because… Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met, a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater,” [says a friend]. “She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split.”

A spokeswoman for Portman said, “We have no comment about her personal life.”

I can’t believe the girl who played Queen Amidala of the Naboo would ever do something like this. Star in “Episode I,” I mean. Some sins against humanity are just unforgivable.

Shooting “The Black Swan” in New York:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online