Meet Tony Romo’s New Girlfriend Michelle Johnson

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Meet 43-year old “actress” Michelle Johnson, the mystery woman seen sucking face with 29-year-old football player Tony Romo the day after he dumped Jessica Simpson. Of course, that’s her 25 years ago. I imagine the tits look a little different now. Splash News Online says

Tony and Michelle hooked up after the sports star turned up to a party she threw in L.A’s Sunset Marquis hotel. A source said: “From the moment he got there he was all over her. They were kissing and she sat on his lap.”

Now today we can reveal exactly why Michelle at 14 years his senior may have caught Tony’s attention. In these images taken from her 1984 film Michelle shows her wild side as she repeatedly strips for the camera.

So he went from banging Jessica Simpson to stuffing a middle-aged divorcee who starred in such hits as “Menendez: A Killing in Beverly Hills” and “Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, the Last Chapter.” And I didn’t think it was possible to sink any lower without actually having sex with a retarded chick. Well-played, Tony Romo. Well-played.

With Demi Moore in 1984′s “Blame it on Rio”:

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