Hollywood has really stopped trying at this point and instead taken to crapping out remake after remake because special effects = better! Just ask George Lucas. Anyway, “Total Recall” and “The Blue Lagoon” are the latest eighties movies to be passed through the bowels of the industry, and I was all set to rant and rave against the bland corporate homogenization of iconic films, but then I saw that the new “Total Recall” had Kate Beckinsale. And new “Blue Lagoon” has that chick in the bikini up there. That’s when I realized — they had me at “tits.” Well-played, Hollywood!
Indiana Evans in Maui shooting the “Blue Lagoon” remake: