A “shocking” new video (watch it here) showing Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina smoking marijuana from a three-foot water pipe has found its way online. Well, not technically new. It’s new to you. The footage itself is over a year old and from when she was still in college. But it’s still shocking, because goodness knows none of us were ever pounding vodka and doing bong hits when we were freshman! Radar Online says:

Whitney’s 19-year-old daughter was partying with friends who attend college in Statesboro, Georgia in March 2011… “and she brought along a big bag of pot for the party,” a source at the party said.

“Between tokes, Bobbi was drinking shots of vodka and sipping a mixed vodka drink. With the amount of pot and alcohol she was using, I would have passed out, but she was still going strong,” the source said.

“Everyone is worried sick about Krissy … her aunt Pat got a number of her friends and family to come to Atlanta and have a serious talk with her about her sobriety,” a source said. “There were lots of tears, but Bobbi Kristina didn’t listen.”

Jesus. Her crack addict mom overdoses and her dad’s Bobby Brown, she’s dating her brother and smoking dope, and did I mention her dad’s Bobby fucking Brown? Honestly. I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to say here that wouldn’t make it sound like I was picking on the retarded kid.

Whitney Houston’s biological daughter Bobbi Kristina and her “adopted son” Nick Gordon went public with their relationship by shoving their tongues down each other’s throats in front of a bunch of paparazzi cameras outside a pizzeria in Atlanta yesterday. I should point out that “adopted son” is in quotation marks because Whitney never legally adopted Nick, but legally adopted or not, he still lived with them for the last ten years, called Whitney “mom” and was known as “Brudder” to Bobbi Kristina. Which means this whole thing is just fucking weird. Radar Online says:

Aside from the PDA Bobbi appeared to be wearing a diamond ring on her left hand, adding validity to [reports] that the two are engaged.

“Nick proposed to Krissy on March 10, and she said yes,” a family friend told Star. “Krissy said Nick is the only person she trusts in the world. They have a very deep connection.

While Nick and Bobbi, 19, usually referred to each other as ‘baby sis’ and ‘brudder,’ Nick confirmed their new relationship on Twitter saying, “Yeah we got a little closer and what!!!”

Yeeeah! Fun Fact: Now you know exactly what “Flowers in the Attic” would have been like if it had been written and produced by Tyler Perry.

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton on Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy Tour in NY on Tuesday, because they’re clearly in a relationship that is NOT unnatural and weird:

Whitney Houston’s will was officially filed in court yesterday, and as previously reported, ex-husband Bobby Brown doesn’t get jack shit — her estate will be going to her only daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Radar Online says:

The will is very straightforward and states that Whitney’s assets, real estate, jewelry, clothing and cars will all go to Bobbi Kristina. The money will be held in a trust until she turns 21.

The executors of the will and estate are Whitney’s mother, Cissy Houston, her brother Gary and her sister-in-law, Pat Houston.

She might have inherited what was left of her mother’s estate, but Bobbi Kristina won’t ever see any royalty checks from Whitney’s record company, thanks to the multiple advances and loans Whitney took from the $100 million deal she cut with Sony a decade ago. The Daily says:

Houston was out of cash in 2001 when she signed what was said to be a $100 million deal with Sony for six albums. While the agreement could have been worth $100 million if things had gone right, Houston only collected about $40 million. “It’s really an advance against sales. They loaned her the money, and her records didn’t sell,” a [label executive] explained.

Based on the meager sales figures, “She owes Sony at least $20 million… she’s going to have to sell 5 million more records before her family sees a dime.”

Inheriting an estate isn’t necessarily all that great, you know. You also inherit the debt and responsibility that come with it. And I’m sure it doesn’t help when the “investment portfolio” you’re inheriting is actually just a shoebox full of scratch-offs and a half-drunk bottle of Wild Turkey.

I wanna try to get all the Whitney stuff out of the way before we start talking about last night’s Grammy Awards, so you might want to sit down before you read any further. Turns out it was a mixture of pills and alcohol that killed her, not drowning. Shocking, I know. The Daily Mail says:

Whitney Houston died from mixing a cocktail of Xanax and other powerful prescription drugs with alcohol.

Her family has allegedly been told by Los Angeles County Coroner officials there was not enough water in her lungs to conclude she had drowned in her luxury hotel bathtub and in fact died before her head went under water.

And in more depressing Whitney-related news, daughter Bobbi Kristina has been hospitalized twice in the last 24 hours amidst rumors that she’s become suicidal. The Daily Mail says:

The teenager was first admitted after allegedly passing out after drinking alcohol and then taking a sedative pill given to her by one of her mother’s entourage to calm her down upon learning of [her mother's death].

She was then pictured being taken out of the Beverly Hilton — the same hotel where her mother had died just hours earlier — on a stretcher at 10:30 am yesterday and being rushed to Cedars-Sinai where she was treated for extreme anxiety.

She was released several hours later, but friends and family are still very concerned about her mental state.

It’s all just so tragic. I’m sure you’ve been bummed out all morning. But hopefully, these nude(ish) pics of Olivia Wilde for Lance Staedler will cheer you up just as much as they did me. They really did wonders for the ol’ morale, if you know what I mean.

In fact, I think I’m gonna go cheer myself up with them again right now. BRB:

A former boyfriend of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s 18-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina is alleging that she is addicted to cocaine — and he sold a couple of photos of her hoovering up blow at a party last month to prove it. The Daily Mail says:

In the pictures, a woman alleged to be Kristina is shown snorting lines of a white powdery substance, alleged to be cocaine.

According to the National Enquirer, she was snapped using the drug at two different parties.

The article that she regularly indulges in marijuana and ‘guzzles beer and gets smashed on grain alcohol.’

Bobbi Kristina was quick to respond last night after the photos were made public, tweeting:

A former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes…

But it’s really not what it looks like… People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m very hurt by this.

Thing’s people do these days to hurt others is a shame. All I can do now, is keep my head up high, keep looking towards the lord.

All the lord is telling me is be still. That’s all, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. #BeStill.

I think she’s telling the truth. No way a person addicted to cocaine looks like this. She was probably just snorting powdered sugar in those pictures. It takes too long to wait for them to turn into into frosting, and Type II Diabetes bows to no man. Probably because it’s still recovering from another hip replacement.

Whitney Houston’s teenage daughter with ex-husband Bobby Brown attempted suicide last week after stabbing her mother during an argument. The National Enquirer says

A family member [said] that a few days before Bobbi Kristina’s 15th birthday party, [Bobbi Kristina] “tried to stab Whitney” before [slashing her own wrists] with the razor. The shocking suicide attempt landed Bobbi Kristina in a psychiatric ward in Atlanta.

Thank God Bobbi Kristina didn’t actually succeed in killing herself. She still has so much to live for! Things like “Celebrity Rehab” and “felony check fraud.” There’s a whole world out there just waiting with open cell doors arms!

One more of Bobbi Kristina smoking pot with a friend after the jump

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