Despite her crack-addict-like dependence on Photoshop and injectable fillers, Kim Kardashian is loudly proclaiming how much she loves herself just the way she is in the May 2011 “Body Issue” of Cosmo UK. The Daily Mail says:

The 30-year-old reality star poses in a series of revealing outfits for the publication’s May ‘body’ issue [and] certainly seems pleased with the results, writing on her website today: “This was such a sexy shoot and I love the way the photos turned out.”

[She tells the magazine], “Personally, I’ve always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, ‘Oh, my god, your butt’s so big.’ And I’d say, ‘I love it.’”

So her friends were those white girls at the beginning of Sir Mix-a-lot’s “Baby Got Back Video?” Weird. I always wondered what happened to those chicks.

I agree 100% with Miranda Kerr’s stance on pants — I’m against them. A new, trouser-less era is dawning! How long will you remain a slave to the establishment and their pants-centric oppression? Join my revolution, and together we will send the pinking shears of the people’s will slicing through the pleated chinos of corporate bureaucracy!

In the June Body Issue of Elle:

I can’t believe ESPN would put Ugly Wanda on the cover of their ‘Body Issue,’ because Jamie Foxx isn’t even a real athlete. He only played one in “Any Given Sunday.” That’s fraud, buddy!