Mar 9, 200911
Beyonce Has a Weird Shape
Tags: beyonce, body shape, hips, music video
Here’s Beyonce filming a new music video. I don’t know what’s going on with her undergarments, but when I get dressed, I try to make sure my hips aren’t exploding in fleshy mounds. I’m pretty sure you could do a place setting for two on those suckers. Looking at them makes me want to get a stick and poke it. Then of course I’d beat her with it because Beyonce annoys the shit out of me.
Followed by a bunch of men looking for their lunch:
