Andrew Koenig, only best known for his role as Boner Stabone on “Growing Pains,” was found dead in Vancouver, Canada yesterday. He had been missing for two weeks. TMZ says

Walter Koenig — father of Andrew Koenig — [confirmed that] his son, who had been missing since February 14, took his own life.

A police spokesperson said Andrew’s body was found in Stanley Park in Vancouver. The spokesperson said they are not releasing Andrew’s cause of death yet due to the sensitivity of situation.

I’m surprised this hadn’t happened earlier, to be honest with you. Just google his name and see what comes up. See if you can find one entry that doesn’t have the word “Boner” in it. You can’t! I tried. Being branded “the guy who played Boner Stabone” the rest of your adult life is cross no man should have to bear. This was really a long time coming.

And in honor of “boners” everywhere, Marisa Miller and friends in next month’s issue of British GQ:

Rapper Soulja Boy put this picture of himself with a boxer-brief concealed boner (click header image to view) on his Twitter “for the ladies” yesterday (I’m guessing the face he’s making is for the “mens”). Is it just me, or is there something awfully suspect about his unit? For example, why is it bigger at the head than the base? And where are the balls? There should definitely be balls. Look, I’m no wiener expert. I consider myself more of a “wiener habitué-cum-dilettante.” That’s what it says right there on my résumé. How the hell did you think I got this job, anyway? College degrees and talent are for suckers, baby!