Amy Winehouse had her new tits on full display as she left the Hawley Arms in Camden last night — but there’s gonna be more where that came from. The Daily Mail says

Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but she’s is now said to be hooked on surgery and planning another breast enlargement and even bum implants.

‘Amy loves her boobs,’ a source [said]. ‘She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.’

You’ve heard that expression “useless as tits on a boar?” What about “polishing a turd” or “lipstick on a pig?” I’d say all three apply here. Double for that turd one.

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Notice anything different about the Jennifer Aniston on the right (taken just last week)? How about that cup and a half extra titty spilling out of the top of her dress? That’s not a fancy push-up bra — that’s the miracle of science. The injectable kind, to be exact. The Daily Mail says

Jennifer Aniston is sporting a curvier figure thanks to the new lunchtime boob jab.

The actress is rumoured to have had Macrolane injections and boosted her bra measurements by a whole cup size.

The procedure involves filler being injected into each breast and takes just half an hour. It is aimed at women who are a B or C cup and want fuller breasts.

“Lunchtime boob jab?” Hell, I get those anytime my husband gets off work before noon. It’s usually followed by a “lunchtime penis poke” and a “lunchtime ass smack” Somehow my results aren’t nearly as impressive as Jennifer Aniston’s. Maybe we’re just doing it wrong.

Various pics of her from 1999-2004 with decidedly smaller tits (and lips):

You might have noticed that there was something different about Victoria Beckham lately if you actually gave a shit about Victoria Beckham. Fortunately, British tabloids are here to illuminate those of us who don’t care. The Sun says

Posh, 35, saw a Los Angeles surgeon for her third boob job last month and had a set of implants removed to make her a smaller 34B… because she was sick of her busty WAG look.

Ex-Spice Girl Victoria had her first boob job in 1999, when a London clinic increased her bust from its natural size of 34A to 34D. Further surgery two years later took her to a 34DD.

A, D, double D, B… crooked letter crooked letter I, humpback humpback I. Yep, I’m pretty sure you just spelled Mississippi.

You can click the header image to find out whose celebrity ass that is, but first let me warn you: not since that time I clicked on the link for “100% Original Mega Puss” have I been so sorely disappointed by the picture that comes up.

Told you:

PHOTO CREDIT: Mavrix Online

If you ever wondered what Gollum might look like as a post-op transsexual in a cheap wig, wonder no more. I bet Benjamin Button’s head looked just like Tori Spelling’s left tit when he first started to crown.

In Mordor Palm Springs with her kids and husband this weekend:

Where do bad folks go when they die? I don’t know. But wherever it is, it’s pretty obvious from these pictures that Pamela Anderson has frequent flier miles there.

If you had any doubts that Blake Lively got breast implants, you can put them to rest now. If her tits were any further apart they’d need separate zip codes.

CW11 Upfronts at Madison Square Garden:

A Texas homemaker named Sheyla Hershey underwent her ninth breast enlargement surgery last month in order to break the world record for biggest fake tits — a comically disgusting 38KKK. Her mom and dad must be so proud! According to The Sun

Medics warned 28-year-old her that her breasts are in danger of exploding but that did not stop Sheyla going under the knife. US doctors had refused to carry out any more ops on Sheyla when her breasts were already a staggering 34FFF… but Sheyla was determined to get in the record books and jetted off to Brazil where there are no limits on implant sizes.

Sheyla said: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”

You know, there are other, more refined ways to get men to notice you. Tattooing “I’m desperately insecure and willing to do anal” on your forehead or setting yourself on fire while juggling kittens, for example. I guess the fine art of subtlety is just lost on some people.

NSFW pictures of her topless after the jump:

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The only time I’ve ever seen something more googly than Tara Reid’s nipples in these pictures, they were perched on top of the head of a furry blue monster screaming “Me want cookies! Rmmm rmm rmm rmm!”

Presenting her “Mantra” clothing line in Athens November 11th: