Chloe Sevigny had the girls on full display at the launch party for Prada’s new book over the weekend, but for the love of God, you’d think she would have picked better lingerie for the occasion. What she’s wearing looks llike a cross between a nursing bra and an old gym sock. I’ve seen sexier lingerie hanging over the rail of my grandmother’s shower.
Lady Gaga was one of the guests of honor at the 13th annual ACE Awards in Manhattan last night, and if you’re wondering if she dressed like a complete jackass, well, of course she did. It’s her shtick. It keeps you from noticing how much her music sucks. The Daily Mail says
The singer attended the Accessories Council Excellence (ACE) Awards in New York… [in some very] bizarre headgear.
The 23-year-old singer wore a black lace veil partially covering her Marie Antoinette-style big hair, which was topped with a black beaded crown, a pink bra over a black shirt, pink hotpants, fishnet tights and killer heels.
Boy, good thing she wore that crown. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would have been if someone else had shown up in the exact same outfit?
A mistrial was declared yesterday in the John Travolta extortion case because of reported jury misconduct. If you don’t recall, two ambulance drivers were accused of trying to extort $25 million from John after the death of his 16-year old sonJett earlier this year. TMZ says
Justice Anita Allen released the jury and declared a mistrial after learning that a member of Parliament announced at a political convention that defendant Pleasant Bridgewater — a former Senator — had been acquitted by the jury.
It’s unclear if jurors had actually reached a verdict. There’s an unconfirmed report that one of the jurors may have communicated information to the Parliament member who spoke out.
“We are disappointed to hear about the alleged juror misconduct since we know that the Bahamian government, the court, the other jurors and John Travolta as the victim want to have this matter adjudicated through the judicial system. Mr. Travolta has and will continue to cooperate with the Bahamian authorities in the prosecution of the defendants for extortion.”
In more interesting news, if your body temperature were 86 degrees, you could live to be 200; most car horns honk in the key of F; and bats always turn left when exiting a cave. God, the gossip today sucks.
Damn skippy she is. Holy shit.Kate Beckinsale makes that idiot Megan Fox look like a fucking amateur. And she’s four years away from being 40! I’d say 36 is the new 69! Get it? 69? God, I hate myself.
Fan of the Spice Girls or not, I think we can all agree on one thing here: Ru Paul never looked more convincingly female. I can’t even see a bulge or a tuck anywhere!
Mel B in ads for her new underpants line, plus bonus pics of Italian actress Lola Ponce in a see-through mesh dress at the Inglourious Bastards premiere in Rome after the jump:
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes did a quick deck-change during a photoshoot, revealing a completely see-through bra. Rowr. I approve. I like my bras just like I like my jet packs and magic cloaks — practically invisible. Unfortunately, the don’t make 42 triple E’s in anything other than industrial strength nylon and neoprene with polyester accents. I guess nobody wants to see nipples the size of dinner plates unless they absolutely have to.
Victoria Beckham has stolen a page from husband David’s book by stripping down to her knickers for a new Giorgio Armani advert. Half-naked insect women must be 2009’s Birkin bag! The Sun says
Her… first ever underwear shoot [is] for the fashion house’s Spring Summer campaign. The 12 million modeling deal follows the huge success of David’s eye-popping Armani campaign last summer.
Only David did it much better. See, he’s an international superstar athlete with the body of a Teutonic god, and she’s a praying mantis with hideous fake tits and skin like a thirteen-year old boy. I could put a pair of cantalopes in a Cross-Your-Heart and hang ‘em from a stop sign and still it’d be more erotic than this shit right here.
