At first I thought this was Hilary Swank during her “Boys Don’t Cry” phase, but it turns out it’s actually teen heartthrob Justin Bieber posing with his girlfriend Selena Gomez as the new Brangelina. The Daily Mail says:

The young couple are seen posing with six babies in a new snap, which Bieber posted on his Instagram account.

The family portrait is however a joke, as the picture was captioned ‘Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha.’

Well, it’s like my grandpa said: if he keeps messing around with Mexicans, that picture’s gonna be a reality one day. Consider yourself warned, Bieber.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are heading from Venice to Paris, where Jolie is scheduled to shoot scenes for The Tourist with Johnny Depp.  These photos were taken this morning, and the netterwebs are collectively pissing their pants because those twins are in them.

I don’t like babies.  They have ginormous heads and they’re totally codependent and they’re really loud and they usually smell and they’re always sticky and they can never seem to close their mouths all the way so they look really stupid all the time and the least disgusting thing they’re ever covered with is a paste made of drool and diaper cream, but for some asinine reason most people are completely in love with babies.  So here you go, here are some pictures of the littlest wrigglers in the Jolie-Pitt Rainbow Coalition.

I think they’re kinda fug.  And they probably smell.

Oh look, wee tiny Brangelinas.  Made out of lipstick.  How… nice?  Okay, they’re being auctioned for charity, so I guess it’s pretty nice.  Cosmetics site feelunique.com teamed with artist Willard Wigan to sculpt miniatures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie out of lipstick after they topped a poll for the world’s most kissable lips.  Wigan spent more than 50 hours carving the micro sculptures, which each measure a scant 9mm in height and 4mm in width.  Now they’re being auctioned as a set, with all proceeds going to Breast Cancer Campaign.

Here’s artist Willard Wigan with the sculptures, and I seriously love how he’s looking at them like he wants to bite their heads off:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are apparently at odds over names for their unborn twins. Female First says

Gemini Angelina reportedly wants to name the babies Castor and Pollox after the twins of her birth sign, but Brad has dismissed the suggestion as he doesn’t want a daughter with a name “like a British cuss word”.

I have to admit I think naming them Castor and Pollux would be kinda cool. I’m a huge mythology dork, and anyone who knows the story of the two brothers knows it’s a testament to an intense fraternal love immortalized by Zeus in the constellation that just happens to be Angelina’s zodiac sign. So apropos on so many levels, really. But if Brad wants to be such a Philistine, here are a couple more famous twin names I’d also tolerate:

10. Tiki and Ronde. Catchy! Get it?

9. Romulus and Remus. Only one day one of them might be Uncle Remus, which could present problems for Disney.

8. Ben and Jerry. Are they twins? Nobody knows. But they are responsible for Chunky Monkey, which, coincidentally, also makes a good twin name.

7. Patty and Cathy. Cousins who are twins!

6. Ann and Abigail.

5. Jacob and Esau. Tough call deciding which one is relegated to a lifetime of hirsute doltishness.

4. Zan and Jayna. Wonder twin powers activate! Form of: fetus!

3. Bee and Gee. That one really depends on how deep your love is.

2. Flossie and Freddie. And the mystery of the four-leaf clover!

and the number one name I’d tolerate for the Brangelina twins:

1. Luke and Leia. No… there is another!

On a dinner date at Tetou with Clint Eastood: