Feb 2, 20095
Madonna is Porking Jesus
Tags: brazillian, jesus, luz, Madonna, model
Madonna left Marcelleria steakhouse in Manhattan’s meatpacking district yesterday with 22-year old Brazilian model Jesus Luz in tow. Could it be that Madonna has finally found true love? What is it that Tall, Dark and Handsome sees in The Lizard King? The Daily Mail says
Since being linked to Madonna, Jesus’ modeling career has been given a huge boost. His former agent [said] that Jesus stopped taking his calls after meeting Madonna and has now signed to the more high profile Ford Models.
Madonna’s finally found the ultimate way to piss of the Catholic church — having sex with Jesus for money. I guess my “defecating in the Pope hat” suggestion just didn’t pack enough of a wallop.
Bless you, my child:
