Lady Gaga Eats in a Barn

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Lady Gaga eats in a barn

Lady Gaga, because she is a weird freak of nature, had her Valentine’s Day breakfast in a barn. Yeah, you heard me right. Digital Spy has the story:

Lady GaGa reportedly celebrated Valentine’s Day by sharing a champagne breakfast with her boyfriend Matthew Williams in a Yorkshire barn.

The ‘Poker Face’ singer, who was rehearsing at the Litestructures Studios in South Kirkby, allegedly asked her record label to arrange the unusual request.

Local farmer Howard Baines revealed that he received a call from her management to view an outhouse at his Crofton farm.

“Next minute I get the call and within an hour Lady GaGa’s entourage turned up to check the place out, and they said it was just what they wanted,” he told Real Radio.

“Sure enough, the following morning a blacked-out van pulled up. I couldn’t believe it. They went into the barn and sat and had their champagne breakfast.

“I only saw Lady GaGa from a distance. She was wearing a leather jacket, sunglasses, leggings and boots. It was so surreal, it’s not every day a superstar pops in for breakfast!”

Lady Gaga is definitely not what you’d call normal. I mean, she goes around looking like she fell into a schizophrenic drag queen’s costume closet, so I guess for someone like her, inhaling the odor of animal shit and mildewing hay while you eat could be something of an aphrodisiac. Maybe it gave her a feeling of coming home. She does have of a bit of an equine aura about her.

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Hugh Jackman Surprises Fans with Free Breakfast

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Hugh Jackman has once again proven himself the consummate celebrity, indulging hundreds of fanboys (and fangirls) with a complimentary breakfast after they camped out all night long to see his latest movie. Sigh! Swoon! The NY Daily News says

The “Wolverine” star dropped a grand total of $4,308.87 on breakfast for 800 fans who had camped outside a Tempe, Ariz., movie theater the night before the latest “X-Men” flick premiered. The bill covered 67 breakfast trays worth of bagels and muffins, as well as 80 gallons of coffee.

In an industry rife with insufferable douchebags and self-important asswipes, it does my heart good to post a story like this one. It warms the heart and — okay, I’m not going to lie anymore. I mostly did it to put up more pictures of him without his shirt on. That he was gallant and thoughtful was just icing on the metaphorical sex cake. Mmm… sex cake. I’ll take two, please!

Holy Mary Mother of God:

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